What should Stern ruin next???

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Sep 14, 2012.

  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Stern has killed.....
    -satellite radio
    -AGT


    Whats next for Howard?

    Glee?
    Can we get Howard to join "The Muslim Brotherhood' ....:coffee:
     
  2. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    I like the Glee idea. Always hated that show and wish it would end.

    I'd like for him to coach the Miami Heat and drive them into the ground too.
     
  3. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    He's done a pretty good job at ruining Chess, Photoshop, fertografy. Twitter. And a Hamptons wildlife area. And his daughters lives
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    I think he should focus full time on Beth's "career"
     
  5. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    Ooof, yeah. My wife used to watch Glee but finally got tired of their veiny, throbbing agenda being shoved down her throat.
     
  6. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    I wish Stern would join the cast of all the spinoffs of 'Law & Order'
    :pray:
     
  7. Murphy

    Murphy mglw'nafh fhthagn-ngah VIP

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    I am of the opinion that he needs to come up with a rich bitch Survivor-type series.
     
  8. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    The Harlem Globetrotters. They would finally lose a game.
     
  9. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    I'll just go down the list of the shows my wife watches (when I retreat to the bedroom to either watch sports or play video games on the smaller tv)

    American Idol
    The Voice
    X- Factor
    Next Top Model
    Project Runway
    Top Chef
    Kitchen Nightmare
    The Bachelor
    The Bachelorette
    Ellen Degeneres
    anything Oprah does
    dr phil
     
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    Ha Ha Ha
    The hampton's wildlife area and daughter's lives line was hilarious

    I'll add first marriage
     
  11. jimbronie

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    The Kardashians
     
  12. Roland Schwinn

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    Oh shit... You ever consider leaving? She must have some snappin gyro!
     
  13. ZeroZed

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    Hopefully Howard will retreat to Israel and take up the Zionist cause. I can't think of a more photogenic spokesman than the Covetous Jew with his Aryan wife.

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    TWO of his daughters moved halfway across the world. How sad is it when your daughters pick up the globe, and say "where can I live that is the furtherst place away from my father?"
     
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    fixed :hat:
     
  16. Lou Skunt

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    I think it is time for Stern to take over late night TV. He should stab Letterman in the back and drive that network right into the ground. That is the ultimate test for Howard at this point. Could he carry a late night show to the top and knock off Leno? :dontknow:
     
  17. Rob0729

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    Why not just continue to ruin NBC. I think he could do some series that could tank that network some more. Here are some series ideas:

    Mrs. Ed - A Mr. Ed remake about a man (Howard) and his talking horse (Beth)

    BJ and the Seal - A spin off of BJ and the Bear where a truck driver (Howard) travels the country with his pet seal getting in situations each week. It will introduce the catchphrase at the end of each episode "Thank you Mr. Seal"

    Stern - A Senfield type of show. Would see Howard in the Jerry role, Robin in the Elaine type of role, Bababooey as George, and Benjy in the Kramer role. It will still be a show about nothing, but this time no one will care.

    Fartman - It didn't work as a movie. Why not do a TV show? It will suck just as bad as the movie would have, but it will get four weeks of excruciating crap before it is canceled instead of one crappy movie.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Wow you guys are mad :jj:
     
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    Best thread title EVER.
     
  20. Roberticus

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    Maybe put him on the board of the Museum of Modern Art, and after a year, he'll have replaced all the artwork with Conlon Road prints and crayon drawings from other Buchwald clients.