What song played?

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  1. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    to help you get laid the first time. Thinking about this after PMF's post in another thread.

    Mine was Heaven by Bryan Adams, it was just released. The girl was Missy and I told her the song was how I felt about her. I will never forget. :)

     
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    "Hey Missy this fag song reminds me of you!"

    Tom's a playa :iohi5:
     
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    Missy was so hot. I would have sung it for her and I sing like shit.

    We were both virgins which was good because I didn't know what I was doing.

















    Two months later I got caught screwing her friend Heather. :facepalm:
     
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    Schmoopy is going to tell us his was Ice Ice Baby. :giggle:
     
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    You would not believe some of the stuff I have said to get a girl in bed. I had one monologue worked out that always worked. I would tell girls about it and they always said it was the worst bunch of bullshit and they would never fall for it but whenever I used it it always worked. Always.
     
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    Well......? :munch:
     
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    In hindsight it's odd, but my "first" really got turned-on by this song. :facepalm:






    She was a dancer with enormous tits, and a great lay.
     
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    NIN - Closer
     
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    Mind you the girl and I were already in the heavy petting stage, around 17 years old or so. Clothes still on, rock hard, I was hard 24/7 as a youth. If the girl showed any resistance instead of plowing ahead you go in neutral and then stop. The girl would ask allowed or with the look on her face "what's the matter" and then it was a whole thing where I would tell them that they were special, I know this now more than ever. I want this to last, how long I'm not sure but it feels right and I can see us going the distance. I just don't want you to think I'm after one thing, because you're so much more to me....yada yada yada.

    By then they were mine. :cool:


    It always worked with the young girls in the 80s.
     
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    OMG that would totally work :jj:

    Tom knows his wimmenz :iohi5:
     
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    :hat:
     
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    It was out loud not allowed. Damn auto spell check. :facepalm:
     
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    Hmmm. Either a lot of virgins or people who's old lady monitors their Internet usage.