What spilled the tar?

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  1. Snort

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    ever use tar to jerk off?












    .. me neither
     
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    Tarbabies
     
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    Healing Thread. :nojj:
     
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    They're slappin' each other with the hot mops

     
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    Back in the day, I didn't think it got funnier than these tapes.
     
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    Me and my boys used to wear out Jerky Boys and Sandler CDs.
     
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    Omg the first couple. We used to cruise around and listen to them over and over. The salesman. "I had to leave that job. Because of problems with my fucking boss. I used to bash their heads in the hood of the car and say you buy thia fucking car or else. Bring in a tank I'll sell the fucking thing."

    I recently played a few of the best for my gf...she didn't even smile :nojj:
     
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    I tried to bond with my sister once with the jerky boys and she couldn't get away fast enough. She also can't understand Monty Python but she loved the show Friends. Christ!
     
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    My gf loved Friends :facepalm:
     
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    I tried watching it. Every girl in high school was going around saying "oh for the love of God" like Phoebe.

    F ing hell.

     
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    It's like being a fan of Three's Company and not knowing it sucked.
     
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    Oh I gave it like five episodes. Then I said I will never think this funny gave up.

    Tried the Big Bang Theory....ooofa I wasn't ever sure when i was supposed ro laugh.

    Threes Company I liked....was I was 9 years old.
     
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    I refuse to watch Big Bang Theory.
     
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    You'd cringe. It's beyond bad. Friends is a four star show compared to bbt.
     
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    Is that the one with Bazinga as a catch phrase?
     
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    Idk... I lasted about five minutes. And this show is megapopular :facepalm: