What STDs do you have?

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  1. Teabag

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    or, have had?

    I don't have any myself. I was, however, born with a case of small cox. It has never cleared up.
     
  2. Billy Brown

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    STD has a different meaning where I come from.
     
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    dextrose
     
  4. Billy Brown

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    STD = Shit To Do
     
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    Yellow fever
     
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    I think all of them, now or in the past.
     
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    Are you happy with what you've done here?
     
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    I have no standards.
     
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  12. Teabag

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  13. FatKidSullivan

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    Yeah, I gotta STD. A short tiny dick.
     
  14. WillyBest

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    @Mr Clutch supposedly has herpes.
     
  15. Mack

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    @Nikkerz
     
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    Less than 4.5 inches???
     
  17. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    4.25. That's why I conceded the cock-off.
     
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    Sorry man. I take it you're single?
     
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    Why do you think I've been trying to get with Nikkerz so bad?
     
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    my little boner...my little boner