What superpower would you like to have

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    X-ray vision would be cool.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Invisibility or Time Control. Tough decision. I'll go with invisibility.
     
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  3. ScottBaiosPenis

    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    turn water into heroin?
     
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    The ability to make your threads worth reading? :c
     
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    invisibility would be like xray vision with bonus materials
     
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    X-Ray vision so I could look at naked hot chicks all day. I'm a simple man.
     
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    rabbigottfried Well-Known Member

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    @WillyBest when will you address this ?
     
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    Snort Something witty Gold

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    Try to keep it at least a tad realistic please.
     
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    Snort Something witty Gold

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    I'd want the time control like that Japanese dude in Heroes.
     
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    Superhuman strength in the thighs and glutes

    For thrusting :grad:
     
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    I'd like to teleport. Time to go to work, blink...there. Want to visit Alaska, blink...there.
     
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    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    Shape shifter. Here is my first change....

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    Cock-Ray vision!
     
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    Power to control time and space and you'd go TO WORK?? :confused:
     
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    Flight, nuff said.
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    Telekinesis.
     
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    WUT7272G7C Space Chimp

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    WebMaster
     
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    Even better, disappear completely!
     
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    Ha well this Mastercard bill ain't gonna pay itself!
     
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    the power to give people terminal bone cancer

    and yes I have a list of people I would use this on
     
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