What tasks does Stern do for himself?

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  1. iloveyoubut

    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    He votes in presidential elections.
    Not really sure of much else.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Organizes his panty drawer
     
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    Complains about how tough his life is.
     
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    wipes his own ass

    for now, anyway...
     
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    was gonna say "wipes his ass" but then i thought that might be how the telephone screeners (like Will) justify their existence.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Rumor has it, in '06 he had to wipe his ass once. Ralph forgot his valtrex and had something noticeable pop up.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    God damn I was way too late...
     
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    Quedee Wise Ass Extraordinaire

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    He was quite proud of the fact that he could manage his own schedule on his phone.
     
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    Lemme try again.... I heard in '03 he actually had to take his whorse for a walk.
     
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    he judges AGT! It's really hard you guyzzzzzzzzzz :bigcry:
     
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    I heard he once wiped his ass but couldn't tell where the shit ended and rubbed off his dick by accident.
     
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    jerks off

    while his wife is out looking for fame
     
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    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    Fingers his anus. :dontknow:
     
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    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I believe Howard still puts the condom in his mouth before he puts it on Ralph.
     
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    Ignore his kids
     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    programs SIM cards? :dontknow:




    wraps pennies into 50 cent rolls :up:
     
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    Uses the remote control.

    Brushes his teeth.

    Opens and closes a few doors inside his own home.

    I would say "showers, shaves, applies deodorant" but I could easily be convinced that Ralph does some or all that.
     
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    btw, I highly doubt he actually votes.
     
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    Howard is a Man Baby..he praises himself for actually getting out to GNC for a shake. WTF?
     
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