Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by iloveyoubut, Apr 15, 2015.
He votes in presidential elections.
Not really sure of much else.
Organizes his panty drawer
Complains about how tough his life is.
wipes his own ass
for now, anyway...
was gonna say "wipes his ass" but then i thought that might be how the telephone screeners (like Will) justify their existence.
Rumor has it, in '06 he had to wipe his ass once. Ralph forgot his valtrex and had something noticeable pop up.
God damn I was way too late...
He was quite proud of the fact that he could manage his own schedule on his phone.
Lemme try again.... I heard in '03 he actually had to take his whorse for a walk.
he judges AGT! It's really hard you guyzzzzzzzzzz
I heard he once wiped his ass but couldn't tell where the shit ended and rubbed off his dick by accident.
while his wife is out looking for fame
Fingers his anus.
I believe Howard still puts the condom in his mouth before he puts it on Ralph.
Ignore his kids
programs SIM cards?
wraps pennies into 50 cent rolls
Uses the remote control.
Brushes his teeth.
Opens and closes a few doors inside his own home.
I would say "showers, shaves, applies deodorant" but I could easily be convinced that Ralph does some or all that.
btw, I highly doubt he actually votes.
Howard is a Man Baby..he praises himself for actually getting out to GNC for a shake. WTF?