News What Texting Does To Your Neck

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  1. dawg

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    ok
     
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    chiropractors aren't really doctors

    right?
     
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    What if you're always going down on a girl as well as texting? It should even you out, right?
     
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    Well, aren't you a cheeky little monkey? :snicker:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    What about people who sew for a living? :c
     
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    ...jewelers too.
     
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    Complete snake oil con men who at best won't cause permanent injury and at worst may kill you.
     
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    Good thing I barely spend time on my phone.
     
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    Is the world still spinning? Bosch and I agreed on something.
     
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    The truth has a liberal bias.
     
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    Yes but constant texting screws your neck up.
     
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    not to mention what it does to your thumbs.
     
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    Check it out :bug:
     
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    chiropractor is on the level of faith healer or fortune teller. If it makes you feel better great its still bs tho
     
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    How the fuck can the positon of the head change the force it exerts on the neck, we know from Newtonian physics force=mass × acceleration. Well the mass of your head doesn't change and gravity is a constant regardless of the position of your head so....
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    torque?
     
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    man is been ages since I took physics but I think torque measures rotational motion, once you're looking down the head is static
     
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    Did the study include what happens to the neck from excessive selfies and floor wine?

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