WTF What the duck is a "promposal"

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I'm gonna leave that spell-check...
    But seriously apparently the "Will you go to prom with me" ask is out of control, check This shit out:
    • Thomas Maher, a senior at Marcos de Niza High School in Tempe, Arizona, gifted his girlfriend Annalise Wilfer a trip to Hawaii
    • The high school student created a Twitter poll to find the perfect destination for his girlfriend of three and a half years
    • Promposals are a rising trend across the country, and a 2015 survey found that the average teen's household spends $324 on the elaborate invites
    Young men across the country have been busy this spring planning the most romantic promposals they can think of, but one high school senior took the tradition to another level when he invited his girlfriend to the big dance by gifting her a trip to Hawaii.

    After three and half years together, Thomas Maher, a senior at Marcos de Niza High School in Tempe, Arizona, and his girlfriend Annalise Wilfert have attended eight high school dances as a couple. For their ninth and final dance together, Thomas pulled out all the stops and planned a whirlwind adventure to Hawaii.

    'I knew I wanted to take her on a trip, Thomas told Seventeen.com. 'Giving her only material things wouldn't fit the way our relationship is.'

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  2. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Dude looks like a skinny Bolo from Enter The Dragon.

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  3. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Methinks she deserves the trip.
     
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    Ugh, I'm so glad I went to Prom 15 years ago. No promposals back then.

    Just went up to my girl and said "So we're going to Prom together, right?" and that was that.
     
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    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    the young man is wearing my grandpa's house shoes.
     
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    they're generally retarded, but this one makes me :giggle:

     
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    The only thing my high school girlfriend got was a case of beer and a 1 night stay in a Super 8 without the Jacuzzi. I hope she doesn't see this and bitch at me when i see her at the 25 year class reunion this summer.
     
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    I got a promstraining order once.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Who looks better, you or her...be honest
     
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    Prombortions back up the toilets in the ladies room.
     
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    Tim Well-Known Member VIP

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    This guy dressed up as a deer and jumped in front of his girlfriend's car. wish he died

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    1. Funny, he doesn't look Irish.

    2. Could you more overtly tell some girl's parents you're going to schtoop their teenaged daughter than taking her away to Hawaii?
     
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    My prom date was knocked the fuck up!
     
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    Let's just say they won't fit in the Jacuzzi anymore.
     
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    :c
     
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    It's just more indoctrination into the world of Pussy-Whipping and Emasculation in America. Do broads really want all men to be as manly as their "gay boyfriends" that they go shoe shopping with?
     
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    She was showing too! I didn't get any that night.....nor did I want too.....she was a childhood friend
     
  19. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Let's ask @ARM @JessOnCrack
     
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    Looks like Promstitution to me.
     
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