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What The Eff Is A "Belly Itcher"?

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  1. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    When I was a wee lad and playing Little League baseball we'd chant "We want a pitcher, not a belly itcher!!!" while the opposing pitcher was on the mound. I was mountain biking the other night and it occured to me, what the fuck is a "belly itcher"? Seems like a prelly lame put down.
     
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  3. Chriza

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    This thread seems like an obvious way for you to brag about mountain biking
     
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    clearly, it's something less desirable than a pitcher
     
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    yea seriously brah, why you have to mention you mountain biking?
     
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    I agree with Chriza, what is up with all the mountain biking boasting.

    Do you think you are better than me?
     
  7. Chriza

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    Wow we're all SO impressed that you ride mountain bikes
     
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    "On my way to the gym" i had a thought.
     
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    i too have a mountain bike :fil:
     
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    i too have a gym :fil:
     
  11. GHP

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    Why not just say when you were running for President of the United States instead of mountain biking
     
  12. Chriza

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    The other day I was fucking Kaley Cuoco and I thought "what the hell IS Goofy, anyway?"
     
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    can't be a dog; Pluto's a dog :bigthink
     
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    While I was hang gliding it occured to me gravity is a bitch.
     
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    A fat guy who stands around scratching his belly.
     
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    i too have gravity :fil:
     
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    I'll ask Obama what a belly itcher is when I talk to him later
     
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    I was at the dealership in Maui getting my Porsche detailed before a hot date with Kate Upton when I suddenly thought to myself, "Magnets....How the fuck do they work?"
     
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    I LOVE magnets. I mean how cool are they?
     
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    This. I don't understand the confusion.
     
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    I thought it was a pitcher who threw the ball too close to the batter :dontknow: I thought of this last night while I was windsurfing.
     

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