What the f is going on here?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Popeye Saavedra, Mar 27, 2013.

  1. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I don't know.

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  2. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Have you ever raped a lass with an unshucked ear of corn?
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I just watched that last night with Miss Chriza

    Stop stalking me :wtf:
     
  4. Mr. Potato Head

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  5. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Had she not seen it before?
     
  6. HeinousMark

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    Boring ass day in the ol' Bar.....:nojj:
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    No she's not a fan

    I was dicking around with YouTube on my TV while she was doing arts and crafts
     
  8. Popeye Saavedra

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    Sounds very domestic. It's like you're already married. :coffee:
     
  9. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    This.
     
  10. RH Goatcabin

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    Wow. You sure slipped quickly into domestic bliss.
     
  11. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Chriza, you should yell at her out of the blue "Steal my fucking money bitch!" just to see her reaction.
     
  12. Popeye Saavedra

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    Pretty soon Chriza will be bitching about the office, while she is baking cookies or sewing or some shit.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I give her money ALL THE TIME MOTHER FUCKER
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She still hasn't cooked for me :what:
     
  15. RH Goatcabin

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    Lol Ward Cleaver. Dot dot jay jay dot dot. :jj:
     
  16. Popeye Saavedra

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    She needs to make sure you are serious about the relationship first.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    How far do you live from Lancaster
     
  18. Popeye Saavedra

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    Pretty soon she'll say shit in front of your friends like "Chriza, they didn't have the shirts you wanted at Bloomies."
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    People will think I hired a fag!
     
  20. Teeney

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    Chriza if she ends up being a horrible cook, will that be the end of the relationship?