What the fuck do I buy a fucking 3 year old for his birthday?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Also, said 3 year old may or may not have a disorder that rhymes with "hot jism" in case that affects the aforementioned gift choice


     
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    cash
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    He'll just eat it
     
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    Legos.
     
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    a new helmet
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You think? :bigthink
     
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    Shut the fuck up NAZ
     
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    Jello shots
     
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    Absolutely. Unless it's a girlie girl...
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    a pic of Charons tits
     
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    No

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    Ive had three kids who are now adults, and currently a 5 year old nephew. They all loved those shits. Also, if you get the kids' size from the mom or dad, clothes is always appreciated in my experience.
     
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    car toys
    truck toys
    dinosaur toys
    Minion stuff
    Superhero stuff
    :dontknow:
     
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    The kid would choke on Legos. no
     
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    A Tide pen to get the blood off your clown suit
     
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    What 3 year old is still sticking shit into it's mouth?
     
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  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It's a boy

    He is generally shy and grumpy

    I guess he likes picture books, or did last time I saw the lil niglet
     
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    Stuffed animal?
     
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    Whatever you do don't buy them anything from that place Wonderchild works. :pedo: