What the Fuck Happened to Mariah Carey??

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by peterfonda, May 7, 2013.

  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    When she was young, she was sooo cute. I used to whack off to her "Cherish" video.

    That was when she looked like this.


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    Now, all of a sudden, she looks like this:

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    Sad...by the time she's 50 she's going to look like Aretha Franklin.
     
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  2. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Willy one plunge VIP

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    She must have met Alanis for dinner.
     
  3. GaryPuppet

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    father time kicked her ass in a 3 round KO
     
  4. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    She's now in her 40s and shit out a few kids

    I still think she looks hot (though surely could lose a few)
     
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    drinking wine all day while being lazy and pampered will do that.
     
  6. ZeroZed

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    bat-shit crazy doesn't help either.
     
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    looks like she got hit with a cannon.
     
  8. StRyDeRxX

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    Who cares... she's a :ms:

    :coffee:
     
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    she looks the same plus 50 pounds
     
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    Ask Pierce Brosnan

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  11. peterfonda

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    I think its more than 50. More like 75 to 80.
     
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    Being in her 40's and having squeezed out a few puppies is no excuse for her to blow up like that. She's a gazillionaire and can afford any kind of personal training she wants. I think she feels entitled to be fat. I used to have the biggest crush on her.
     
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    I love how angry people get when someone else gets fat. :jj:
     
  14. artful dodger

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    she's covering up her insecurities, like nick cannon
     
  15. GaryPuppet

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    She should take howard's advice and stick to eating nothing but fish, almonds and grapes.

    She'd be looking good in no time.
     
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    baby all i want for christmas is food
     
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    she must have ate Alanis for dinner!
     
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    "must have ate." :facepalm: :banghead:
     
  19. Kool

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    when she first came out she was smoking...now I wish she gets smoked:snipe:
     
  20. BrerJimmy

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    She's trying to live up expectations and become the white Aretha Franklin.

    Next step, ridiculous hats.