What the fuck is Benjy's story?

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  1. Rum Balls

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    This is the one where he tried to kiss Andrew Dice Clay. Trying to figure out how Benjy didn't get killed, he doesn't seem to register Human emotions. It's not necessarily that he's trying to be a tough guy, it's like he's inhuman.


     
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    He didn't want to keep the herpes all to himself
     
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    I don't find Benjy fun or funny. I guess he works cheap, so Howard hired him.
     
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    He was a lot of schtick too, but Benjy has a weird wide eyed thing that doesn't seem Human.
     
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    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    I don't get him and don't particularly like Benji but I did laugh at that....mostly because how stupid it was.
     
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    He was an intern that got hired for minimum salary. As people kept leaving the show he just stuck around and now he somehow has the title of head writer. He is not talented and he is not funny...he fits in perfect with the show these days.
     
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    No it's more than schtick. It's not entertaining. It's hard to understand how Dice didn't just knock him out.
     
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    Guess so. But what the fuck is that personality I've never seen that on a Human.

    The guy is really disturbing, like serial killer disturbing.
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    hahahahaha top of the morning 2 ya nice rs looks gutted lol
     
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    His mother should of thrown him down here at birth

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    Wiggy said a few weeks ago during the discussion where he was supporting Elisaloser that he knows how much his salary is and Benjy doesn't make a lot of money.

    He's not listed as a "head writer" in the bio section of hs.com nor have I ever heard Wiggy or Booey refer to him as the "head writer" for THSS.
     
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    I know he lied about college to become an intern, he'd already graduated he took some weird course at a correspondence school and claimed he was still in college.

    That's also why he always lies about his age. I guess the personality comes from lying about everything.
     
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    No, its really not.
     
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    Well it's pretty clear the show is done, seriously doubt he'll re sign
     
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    so·ci·o·path
    ˈsōsēōˌpaTH/
    noun
    noun: sociopath; plural noun: sociopaths
    1. a person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience.
     
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    Vortex Benjy is the King Of All Scammers. He better pray every night to the baby Jeebus that Wiggy re-signs with Sirius as he has no comedic writing ability, sucks as a standup comedian and has no other employable skill set.
     
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    Howard won't re-sign, listen to the show he's given up. Forcing paid subscribers to listen to two long promotional 'interviews' every day makes that very clear. He's packing in a trillion live ads, and the news is 50% product placement.

    Don't really know what Benjy does now, there's very little banter and they've obviously hired a couple of guys to do most of the phone call bits.
     
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