WHAT THE FUCK? Mom quits job to breastfeed boyfriend...

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  1. Slippy

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    Lucky guy
     
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    Fucking loons.
     
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    Because she has not given birth to a baby recently, she and Brad, 36, need to “dry feed” every two hours to fool her body into thinking she is feeding a child so she starts producing milk.

    Didn't know breasts could be fooled into producing milk :wtf:
     
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    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Hey, it's a job.
     
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    slippy what were you looking up when you found this? o_O
     
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    There are a fuckton of YouTube videos of hot chicks playing with their tits and squirting milk that are classified as instructional breastfeeding videos.. Not that I would jack to something like that or anything. I'm not a sicko.
     
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    :giggle:

    Somebody posted it on FB.
     
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    Thread is worthless without pics.
    :coffee:
     
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    Is it a sexual thing?
     
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    I tried to cut and paste the article, but as I mentioned...I'm retarded. :down:

    It certainly seems so.
     
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    I quit my job to breastfeed my boyfriend every two hours
    By Alison Maloney, The Sun

    June 7, 2016 | 11:23am


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    Jennifer Mulford and Brad LeesonPhoto: Facebook

    A mom is breastfeeding her boyfriend — 20 years after having children.

    Jennifer Mulford took time off from her job as a bartender to induce breastfeeding because she wants to start an adult breastfeeding relationship (ABR) with Brad Leeson.

    Because she has not given birth to a baby recently, she and Brad, 36, need to “dry feed” every two hours to fool her body into thinking she is feeding a child so she starts producing milk.

    Jennifer was single when she stumbled across a website about ABR.

    She said: “When I read about the bond breastfeeding could create between two people, I was envious.

    “I have always enjoyed my breasts being touched during sex more than anything else, so I knew I would enjoy it.”

    Jennifer, from Atlanta, started searching for men who would be open to the idea of adult breastfeeding.

    “When I read about the pure joy it brought others, I was desperate to seek out a partner to share an emotional bond with.

    “I used dating sites, put messages on ABR forums and even put an advert on Craigslist, but I drew a blank. I started to think I’d never get to try adult breastfeeding.”

    Finally, she started chatting about the idea one night with Brad, an old boyfriend from school.

    “We were talking and Brad told me he had a thing for big-breasted women, and that size had always been a factor in his relationships.

    “I thought it was the perfect time to bring up adult breastfeeding — and see if he’d be interested,” said Jennifer.

    ‘We both wanted the same thing out of the relationship — a magical bond that only breastfeeding can achieve.’

    - Jennifer Mulford
    Thankfully, Brad was instantly open to the idea: “It was like a light switch flicked in his head. I could tell from his voice that he was curious and excited.”

    He started doing his own research into ABR and they soon became more than just friends.

    She said: “At that moment I knew that I had a partner for life.

    “We both wanted the same thing out of the relationship — a magical bond that only breastfeeding can achieve.”

    Because Jennifer hadn’t breastfed for over 20 years, she had no milk to feed Brad.

    The couple need to induce lactation by dry-feeding and pumping her breasts every two hours, just as if she was feeding a baby.
     
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    Infertile woman thought she had IBS :rofl:

    "journalism" :facepalm:
     
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    Brother and sister?
     
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    There is even a name for it. (ABR) Adult Breastfeeding Relationship. :jj:
     
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    That's a lot of work to keep that tit producing milk.
     
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    maybe he's calcium-deficient :dontknow:
     
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