What the fuck!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Aug 2, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I was microwaving a breakfast burrito and look at this shit!!!! :mad:


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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    first :yes:
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Cheap, Chinese made flour tortillas.
     
  5. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    frozen food problems
     
  6. DrivenByDemons

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    You ever eat an apple or something?
     
  7. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    :jj:
     
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    diarrhea!
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Obviously a Non-union tortilla
     
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    I'm going on strike the rest of the day.
     
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    Are you all packed for the camping trip with Header?
     
  12. HeinousMark

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    You're lucky to be alive...

    I hate it that some foods, like even potatoes or beans, often explode in the microwave, stuff you wouldn't expect to explode. Gotsta cover that shit up with wax paper. :grad:
     
  13. DrivenByDemons

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    I bought a "fruit hammock" WITH an integrated banana hanger at costco yesterday.
     
  14. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    at least you were a responsible co-worker and put down a paper towel just in case of these type of accidents.
     
  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    Reggie
     
  16. gwartney

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    Poke your potato a bunch of times with a fork before nuking.
     
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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    :gayhand:
     
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    But it saves counter space! :pissed:
     
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    This is a Fruit Hammock

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