WHat the hell are we going to do about SChmoopy ??? Lets fix this.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Mar 3, 2013.

  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    We all know why he was not posting this weekend. I think he needs help or needs to see someone srs.
     
  2. Slippy

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    I say we just douche, burn and kill him, and vacuum him up with his own product.
     
  3. Gomez

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    maybe he found a girlfriend :dontknow:





































    Ok not really :hilarious:
     
  4. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    You should call One Eyed Pappy and Cookie and tell them you're a concerned friend, Mario. Once they get over the shock that someone on earth actually cares about their Schmoopy besides them, I'm sure they'll hear you out.
     
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    Dude loves to get high.
     
  7. Super Mario

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    I always wanted to talk to his brother.You know how you have a feeling too that there really hot ? I get that feeling with schmoops brother.
     
  8. Gomez

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    :sarcastic:
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    :jj:
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  9. Super Mario

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    we can not solve every problem like your shed now :wink:
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I just hope he doesn't make his old father get up out of his deathbed to open up the shop tomorrow morning because he's too fucking high to do it himself.
     
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  13. DarkFriday

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    Fuckin haters.

    Team Smoopy :schmoopy:
     
  14. LonghornJ

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    Schmoop is a very selfish person, but he doesn't realize it.

    He plays victim to anyone that attempts to reach out to him and uses the pressure of responsibility as a crutch to enable himself to failure. Its kind of sad, because deep down he's probably a good guy.

    Threads like this don't help and won't crack at the defensive shell he's built himself up around, even to his own detriment. Truth is ignoring him might be the best thing for him, since negative re-enforcement just seems to make him feel like he's making positive waves in life, especially when he's not.

    It sucks talking behind a person's back, or throwing stones when its not due... but for fucks sake, we've seen this guy twist in the wind on these boards since 2008 and its sad... his life is shambles. And what do we do? We pile on and keep him down.

    The best thing he could ever do for himself is to log off, go to the beach and admit that he's gay. Do an of us want to see the small police blotter paragraph about some guy that was found dead with a packet of potpurri up his nose with forensic evidence of a dawgsaloon window open on his PC at the time? I doubt it...

    Thank you.
     
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    Thank you for yer call :umunch:
     
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    I bet that size 13 shoe would leave a perfect mark on his elongated forehead.

    What kind of treads are you packing?
     
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    I just ate a bunch of Oreo's. :ufat:
     
  18. Slippy

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    Please add your analysis to his psychosis with the women on the board? He's a NUTJOB for his psychotic tendencies in harrassing and insulting. For a man not laid in 7 years, you'd just...........you'd just kinda think he'd be trying to hone his skills a little bit.
     
  19. Daveindiego

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    So we all decided on sending him the Rat Poison, and letting him eat it, right?
     
  20. DarkFriday

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    I like you more every day.

    I wore these today.

    They give me an extra inch :c


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