What the hell did Wayne Newton do to himself??

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by LaserT, May 10, 2014.

  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Just saw this commercial. @0:19-0:23 WHAAAT THEEE :wtf:

    Why these people do these surgeries to look like complete morons, is beyond me.
     
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    He looks like lark voorhees (Lisa turtle) from saved by the bell.
     
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    Same thing the Whorse is getting done........
     
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    My first thought when I saw this thread was, "Is Wayne Newton still alive?" but after seeing the pics I'm thinking, "Is Wayne Newton Still alive?"
     
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    Looks like Gene Simmons now
     
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    Holy shit
     
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    He looks ridiculous of course.. the shoe polish hair. Ha
    but not as bad as howie stern
     
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    just saw pics of Howard at billy joel concert - he's on his way to looking like wayne newton.
     
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    What didn't he do to himself would be much easier to answer. His face looks swollen like it was stung by bees. Of course I could go into detail about every procedure he has had done, but I just don't have time. He is truly a monster.
     
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    Wayne Skewedton
     
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    He looks 30 years old!
     
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    Danke shame.
     
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    I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it was plastic surgery. :dontknow:
     
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    Dat's a good one! :)
     
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    Like he ever had much to work with in the first place. He was odd in the 60's. K.D. Lang channels a young Wayne Newton ... cept she has a deeper voice.
     
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    When I first saw Escape From LA the plastic surgery gang seemed so freaky... these days they look pretty normal in comparison.

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    Plastic surgeons have only developed a few major procedures to do all these surgeries. That means everyone who gets enough of them are all going to end up looking some what the same.