What the hell do Howard & Beth do during long vacations?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Quite Frankly, Dec 18, 2012.

  1. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Dec 13 to Jan 6, that's 25 days off- hmmm, let's see....

    Typical day for Howard:
    6 am (sleep in late, get up at 6-ish)
    6:30 A portion of high-fiber cereal
    7 Secretly take dump without sleeping trophy wife hearing (she's in a separate bedroom of the duplex anyway)
    8 Secretly bookmark new babysitter porn on iPad for later
    9 Jogging
    11 A portion of turkey and some nuts & raisins
    2-4 pm Shrink
    5 A reasonable dinner
    7 As the Amazing One gets dolled up for a night out alone, tell her how hot she looks then beg for sex (making it appear as joking around even though desperately serious)
    8 Rejected, resort to the inevitable iPad whacky session
    8:15 Hide used Kleenexes with all-too-familiar expert method
    9-12 Go to bed, laying awake for hours wondering when the twat might return
     
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    Pictures
    Red carpet
    Gifts
    Pets
    Bed by 8 each night
     
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    Please also add TM and fluffing the wig collection to the itinerary
     
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    :haha:
     
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    Correct 11AM to "A portion of salmon". Howard is now a pescatarian, eating birds is a big no-no.
     
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    fiksed.
     
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    howcie counts marbles & beff o counts handbags but has to start over when she runs out of fingers.
     
  8. Quite Frankly

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    That is an excellent point, forgot all about that. Maybe during vacations, Howie does something truly decadent like having a few kernels of popcorn with REAL butter.
     
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    soon :ral:
     
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    You also forgot to mention Prostrate message.
     
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    Mini iPad jerkoff sessions 25 days with Beth gone.
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    What's he gonna tell it?
     
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    :eek:

    can you imagine what would happen if he ate real butter?

    i'd give anything to see him fall off the wagon and become a fattie, like Robin.
     
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    :hhh:
     
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    Ever see those old pics of him from DC 101 days when he ate all his meals at Roy Rogers? Oofah
     
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    Lots of time to watch movies together.

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    Ok I'm praying Pontius Pilot can shop Howard, Beff & Beet's heads into this
     
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    :ublob: It could so happen.
     
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    Resent each other??