What the hell is a "Transvaginal Mesh Implant"?

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  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    I just saw 2 lawyer ads asking if you or someone you know had a bad one.
     
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    ive got an abdominal mesh implant from a hernia surgery.

    I think women can have weak pelic floors after childbirth. I assume it has something to do with that
     
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    You can read all about it in her followup sequel, "The Transvagucation of Robin".
     
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    My ex-wife had an "inverted cervix" is that right? When she was pregnant it caused a problem. Can't remember if that was the problem.
     
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    Wouldn't it be great if someone invented a service where you could enter a word or phrase an insistently get an answer.
    If they do, it should be called noodle, poodle, no I've got it...google


    :rolleye2:
     
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    I don't trust that place you speak of...
     
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    What exactly is a transvaginal mesh implant? A transvaginal mesh implant is considered a medical device. The device is made from surgical mesh which is either porous synthetic material or biologic material, and is generally used to repair weakened or damaged tissue caused by stress urinary incontinence or pelvic organ prolapse.

    Approximately 50% of women can experience some type of prolapse but only a few percent will need surgical treatment. Mesh can also be used to elevate the neck of the bladder to treat urinary incontinence which occurs when women laugh, sneeze, jump, or cough.
     
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    Robins replacement
     
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    :nono:
    Hey! If it's on the internet it must be true.
     
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    Yeah, I think they get that from being pounded by a 12" penis.
     
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    Aren't you a french model?
     
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    Oui.

    :hat:
     
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    same here, fucker hurt like hell for months afterwards too. Mine was 6x9 and made of gore tex so it isn't very flexible.
     
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    Well, she did have a boyfriend.
     
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    whatever it is, the lawyers have found a way to make money off of women's problems with them.
     
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    mine is only a 2x2" square. It itched for a while :dontknow:
     
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    Which do you use?
     
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    Bonjour........................