What the hell is going on here?

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Dog fight is revenge for breakup after ex ‘couldn’t get it up’: Conrad’s daughter
    By Julia Marsh

    April 7, 2015 | 2:42am

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    Chelsea Conrad outside New York State Supreme Civil Courthouse. Photo: Stefan Jeremiah

    Actor Robert Conrad’s daughter claimed in a Manhattan court Monday that her ex-boyfriend launched a canine-custody battle against her — in retaliation for his own failures in the bedroom.

    Chelsea Conrad, whose late father starred in the 1960s TV series “The Wild Wild West,” says in court papers that she broke it off with Noah Szubski, an exec for the Daily Mail Online, when their relationship went limp.

    So now, she adds, he’s demanding full custody their Doberman pinscher, Cash, out of spite.

    He currently has temporary custody, with Conrad granted visitation rights.

    Szubski “was unable to achieve and maintain an erection, so [Conrad] and [he] were only intimate about four times per year for three years,” she says in an affidavit filed in Manhattan Supreme Court Monday.

    The 28-year-old FIT student says she “tried to address the sensitive issue as gently and delicately as possible,” but her 32-year-old beau just offered a flaccid excuse.

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    Cash, the Doberman Pinscher at the center of a bitter custody battle.Photo: David McGlynn

    He told Conrad “it was ‘not her problem,’ placing her in a position where she was both unfulfilled sexually and powerless to do anything about it,” the statement says.

    Szubski even refused to engage “in alternative forms of intimacy, such as deep kissing or oral sex,” the papers say.

    Still, Szubski, a former Playboy staffer, flirted with women online, she alleged.

    While they were vacationing in London, Conrad found on their shared iPad that Szubski had corresponded with “two amateur models.”

    “The women were winners of a Playboy-sponsored competition whom [Szubski] presumably met working for that company. Included was a screenshot of topless, thong-clad women and [Szubski’s] comment ‘this made my week,’ ” Conrad says in the statement.

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    She also claims to have caught him flirting on Facebook with the winner of a “Kim Kardashian look-a-like contest.”
    Szubski confirms his tumescence troubles in an e-mail sent to Conrad days after she moved out of his Chelsea town house last October.

    Addressed “To the bunniest of buns,” the note says, “I have ordered drugs to help my libido and will take them regularly,” and, “I have ordered natural/herbal testosterone supplements.”

    Szubski’s lawyer, Stephen Silberfein, called Conrad’s allegations “character assassination” meant to “embarrass and harass” his client.

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    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Um, this is why I've been single for 15 years. :jj: Any man who gets married these days is a fucking idiot.
     
  3. Nice

    Nice Active Member

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    Her father - Robert Conrad - is not dead, as stated in the article.
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    Does he like beer can thicks?? No oral, no kissing...sex 3 times a year...Sounds like another couple I know..:bigthink
     
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    What a cunt and what a fag.
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    The chick is a bitch...If thats true then dump him..Why would miss bunniest of buns be jealous at all if Mr. Dude could not get it up..She was "powerless" to change the situation...Leave toots!!
     
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    He can't get it up because he has a gay mustache.
     
  8. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I am trying to figure out her white shirt. It appears to be missing the upper half.
     
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    Judging by the mustache and scarf,all that's going to stiffen this guy up is a heaping portion of man ass.:grad:
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    32 and can't get a boner smh
     
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    Maybe her twat stunk.
     
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    :pctired:
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    This why people stay together in a love less marriage, for the sake of the dogs.
     
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    According to the article, they weren't married. The only legal issue here is custody of the dog.
    Really, what's to stick around for? If he's not closeted, he might as well be -- move on.
     
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    "Tumescence troubles" :giggle:
     
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    Her father did those battery commercials in the 70's, where he had the battery on his shoulder and "dared you to knock it off", didn't he?

    sounds like the plot from "Sex and the city"
     
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    They weren't married. They were dating, for only 3 yrs and he is a young man who had trouble getting up for a beautiful woman from Day 1, it seems. He wouldn't even kiss her or do other things to satisfy her. I feel like we're either missing big parts of the story, or he's gay. With that mustache, I am leaning toward the latter.
     
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    This. Trey had erection issues. But at least Charlotte got a big, shiny ring from Tiffany's. And actually, he didn't really have issues. She caught him jerking off to a copy of "Juggs". I still doubt this guy likes ppl with juggs though.
     
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    Who gets custody of the eyebrows/moustache they've been sharing?
     
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