What time should I start drinking for the Coldplay concert?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by banksy, Jun 26, 2012.

  1. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    I'm so glad I didn't tell Nerd4Sternfag about my plan to start this thread. She would have stolen it.

    Just like she stole my idea to use Workaholics Adam for an avatar.

    That's ok though. I'll fix her wagon.

    Tomorrow :evil:
     
  2. MatthewT

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    about the same time you trade your cock and balls for a vagina
     
  3. wetback

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    Coldplay? You've probably been drinking cum for years
     
  5. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Wear skinny jeans
     
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    eesh. To enjoy a Coldplay show, you should've started drinking days ago.

    Also, heroin.
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    The show is tomorrow?

    Then start now, you have plenty of time to alcohol poison yourself, and go to the hospital instead.


    Coldplay. :jj:
     
  8. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Coldplay..................
     
  9. wanker

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    cant wait to hear how it is.

    they can groove man
     
  10. wanker

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    im seeing em thursday:cheer:
     
  11. wetback

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    bansky getting pwnd:jj:
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    On a scale of 1-10, how hot of a chick are you?
     
  13. banksy

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    My goodness!

    Look at all the tough guys in this thread!

    Prolly Judas Priest fans :jj:
     
  14. Capn Crud

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    You should put your butt plug in now so your ass is nice and stretched out, fag
     
  15. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Coldplay ranks down there with Kings of Leon :sgay:
     
  16. wanker

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    a 2:hat:
     
  17. wanker

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    hey now, kings of leon are pretty cool
     
  18. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Webon is a mariachi lovin illegal spic.

    Pedal harder, faggot.
     
  19. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    :lo5: yeah bro! I'm gonna start an entirely new thread with my review!

    :yay:
     
  20. Reggae Mistress

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    Mmmmm, you said "butt plug"