What tips would Beff give for golddiggers???

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  1. Mutt Sucks

    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    Always tell him you are going out with the girls and you will miss him before you tuck him in.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Subtly tell him the doorman is dissing her....
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Hire a behaviorist.
     
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    illini fan New Member VIP

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    be 30 years younger than your goal and shoot for the ugliest millionaire in the bunch...
     
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    Go on vacation and see a psychic, then tell him you're very upset because the psychic says you will not stay together.
     
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    Missypooh RN Well-Known Member

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    Hilarious!!!

    And, can I add... : Always be AMAAAAAAZZZZINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!
     
  7. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Hire a suck-his-dick-and-kiss-his-ass-until-you-get-marriedist.
     
  8. Mr Fantastic

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    Never and I mean NEVER allow your animals around open flames or leave the liquor cabinet open.

    Oh, and get a massage from a hunky dude every once in awhile.
     
  9. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Make sure he gets obsessed with a hobby like chess or photography. That way he will focus on that and keep his disgusting hands off of you while you go shopping with his money.
     
  10. Time Bandit

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    say you love to cook, then after you bag the ring say "fuck that noise order some nobu!"
     
  11. WillyBest

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    That is still my favorite quote from her!

    I can't count the number of times I've come home to find my cat drunk and on fire!
     
  12. Guts83

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    Only shit after he leaves for work.
     
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    Learn Yiddish
     
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    Learn the combination to the condom safe.