Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mutt Sucks, Apr 18, 2012.
Always tell him you are going out with the girls and you will miss him before you tuck him in.
Subtly tell him the doorman is dissing her....
Hire a behaviorist.
be 30 years younger than your goal and shoot for the ugliest millionaire in the bunch...
Go on vacation and see a psychic, then tell him you're very upset because the psychic says you will not stay together.
And, can I add... : Always be AMAAAAAAZZZZINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!
Hire a suck-his-dick-and-kiss-his-ass-until-you-get-marriedist.
Never and I mean NEVER allow your animals around open flames or leave the liquor cabinet open.
Oh, and get a massage from a hunky dude every once in awhile.
Make sure he gets obsessed with a hobby like chess or photography. That way he will focus on that and keep his disgusting hands off of you while you go shopping with his money.
say you love to cook, then after you bag the ring say "fuck that noise order some nobu!"
That is still my favorite quote from her!
I can't count the number of times I've come home to find my cat drunk and on fire!
Only shit after he leaves for work.
Learn the combination to the condom safe.