CCTV What to do if you're on the wrong end of fundie muzzie stabbing attack

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  1. Head Censor

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    The recent rash of stabbing attacks in Israel has many of its citizens brushing up on their first aid knowledge. The government is airing the following public service announcement to assist in this effort. It is noteworthy here, not so much for the thoroughness of medical advice dispensed, but rather because they somehow managed to find the hottest chick in the entire Mediterranean region to star in it.

     
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    SlipperyVic In Gord We Trust Gold

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    Wow, I hope she's not kosher. 'cause I wanna pork her.
     
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    Apparently Jews run the media in Israel too.
     
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    Yeah, I definitely had some stabbing of another variety in mind when I saw her. :D
     
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    I'd slap the yamaka to her
     
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    :wtf:

    Nice knife embedded in that dudes back.
     
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    Obongo hates Israel. Just ask his pastor.
     
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    Crisis actor. :doh:
     
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    We're almost done with Obama. Our long national nightmare will soon be over.
     
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    Most Israelis don't keep kosher so no worries.
     
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    Well, the problem is Rev. Wright says he's no longer allowed to discuss these issues with his former protege.

    You know, because those other "Jews in the White House" won't let Obama speak with him. :D
     
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    you are missing the most important point: she is not the hottest girl in the Med. most of the girls in Israel look as good as her, and can shoot. All the age eligible citizens of Israel are in the active service and can be called to active duty by a phone call or radio broadcast: they have continual physical fitness and training requirements - they all look like that. think about the kids in the Brazil high school in the movie Starship Troopers. That is Israel.
     
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    Damn. If true, I may have to save up some vacation time and report over there for shegetz duty. ;) :D
     
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    yeah if they liked americans it would be a candy store
     
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    They should be thankful only a few Jews get stabbed. Not that many generations ago the fine blond and brown haired people of Europe were putting them in gas chambers. Millions of them. Sometimes I get the feeling the members here forget that for the chance to be racist instead. :)
     
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    what makes you think they are all jews? Israel is not only jews. About 75% are but the other 25% are mostly arab, with greeks, turks and other med people mixed in.
     
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    And it was more than just Jews who went into those ovens.

    But hey, we have to deal with whatever scourge is presented to us at the moment. The Nazis and communists were largely the last century's plague. Fundie muzzies are this century's human cancer.
     
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    well if you want to turn that part of the gaza into a lake, i won't protest.
     
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    I grew up in one of the worst hood in the US....I for some reason have this uncanny ability to smell trouble...come at me with a knife and you'll probably get cut....I can sense trouble. I was once stuck up by a guy who didn't take me seriously, thank dog. He ended up getting his head bashed with his own gun...I stuck one of his own bullets in his mouth and made him swallow it before I stopped the beating....just so he remembered me....man, I'm so glad I haven't had to deal with anything like that for decades :)


    maybe if more idiots were in tune with their surroundings/self and learned to survive we wouldn't have these problems...IDK I'm babbling
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Just curious, you seem to focus on the hate/conflict side of world events...are you a scared kinda person....whats with the fear?