Sports What to do when your team is being ass raped on national TV?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Fuzz Nuts, Jan 17, 2016.

  1. Fuzz Nuts

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    My Seahawks are getting raped.

    I need some suggestions for something fun to help ease the pain.

    Please be respectful. ;)
     
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    Prolly time to bail. HGTV reruns?
     
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    Clean your home.

    Edit: Start drinking, blast tunes, and clean your home.
     
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    Maybe there is a good gang rape flick?


    Oh no I'm watching one already.... Crap
     
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  5. wife is a whore

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    Try and listen for the sound of Seahawk fans jumping off the band wagon and looking up prices of Larry Fitzgerald jerseys.
     
  6. Fuzz Nuts

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    That is so wrong it made me laugh hard!
     
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    Daydream about the offensive linemen this team should draft in May.

    Catch up on laundry.

    And always remember, it's never too early to drink.

    "Sport teams are meant to bring enjoyment. If they're losing, fuck 'em! Let them go practice more! Go back out and live your life." --- George Carlin
     
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    Have a good wank
     
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    Hey, that Flip or Flop MILF is hotttt.
     
  10. wife is a whore

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    One, two, three, four, pound that pussy till it's sore.....
     
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    Fuck the house needs a lot of cleaning.

    Hey are you watching me? Been looking in my windows? Really? WTF?

    ;)
     
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    Vikings fan here, so I usually just get some more potato chips.
     
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    Watch a documentary about an event in Seattle?

    [​IMG]
     
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    You rape a lesbian?
     
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    Isn't that Jody Foster taking it in the hot pocket?
     
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  16. wife is a whore

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    Foster or the other broad, I forget. Long time since I've seen the movie and I forget which is the lawyer and which got the train.
     
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    Too bad they had to dump good FA money on that selfish prick Cam Chancellor....
     
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    Yes it is. That's why they call it acting.............
     
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    I don't think it was much acting. I think she prolly protests anytime there is exposed pecker near her.