What Was Edited Out of 2013-12-22 Master Tape Theatre Replay

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  1. boxer

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    On Sunday, December 22nd, 2013, the "Master Tape Theatre" was a replay of the September 10th, 1999 show from the MTV Video Music Awards. I heard a few obvious edits, so I did a "side-by-side comparison," listening to an old WXRK recording and the "Master Tape Theatre" replay at the same time to see what was missing. Not counting the show introduction, "bumpers," and commercials, within the first forty minutes of the "Master Tape Theatre" replay, I was able to notice eleven separate edits from the show. Some were just a sentence or two and others were a few minutes long. I'm sure most of you know these replays are edited now, but I was curious to see exactly what is getting whitewashed from the replay. Here's what I found (the times roughly note where in the "Master Tape Theatre" replay the edit occurs):

    0:02:52:
    "I really want to bang her." (Howard, referring to Lil' Kim.)

    0:08:37:
    "You know why I grew this little hair on my chin? To tickle her thighs." (Howard, referring to Lil' Kim.)
    "Is why you did it?" (Mark McEwan)
    "That's right, baby. I want some of that. I need a piece of that." (Howard)

    0:10:48:
    "Alright so when does the new incarnation of CBS..." (Howard, to Mark McEwan)
    "November first." (Mark McEwan)
    "Alright, and you feel..." (Howard)

    0:13:20:
    "Hey, hey, hey who... Hey, Mark, who is that, Nancy O'Dell from, uh..." (Howard)
    "Where are you looking?" (Robin)
    "She's a piece of ass, man. I'd love to bang her, wouldn't you?" (Howard)
    "You know what..." (Mark McEwan)
    "What's your marital status?" (Howard)
    "...when was the last time you've banged somebody who wasn't your wife?" (Mark McEwan)
    "(laughs) Twenty-five years." (Howard)
    "That's it. So let me tell you something..." (Mark McEwan)
    [...]
    "17" (Mark McEwan answering Howard's question about how many wives he's had.)
    "No, really, how many have you had?" (Howard)
    "Including yours?" (Mark McEwan)
    "Yeah." (Howard)
    "You knew that was coming there, did you know that was coming there?" (Mark McEwan)
    [...]
    "Mark is coming out..." (Robin, after Mark asks to see Howard's penis.)
    "Faggot!" (Jackie)
    "right here, right now!" (Robin)
    [...]
    "I'm dating and petting, but my wife thinks it's cheating, so look at me." (Howard)
    "What about your daughter? What about your daughter?" (Mark McEwan)
    "Oh, I don't know what they're doin'." (Howard)
    [...]
    "I'm gonna do your ex-wife." (Howard, to Mark McEwan)
    "You're gonna do her..." (Mark McEwan)
    "I'm gonna go after her." (Howard)
    "You're not doin' anybody's ex-wife!" (Mark McEwan)
    "Well, I'm just thinkin'." (Howard)
    "Give me a break here!" (Mark McEwan)
    "If I was single, I'd do your ex-wife." (Howard)
    " Let me see your... are you right-handed or left-handed?" (Mark McEwan)
    "I'm right-handed." (Howard)
    "Hold up your wrist." (Mark McEwan)
    "Alright." (Howard)
    "See that. He's married. Look at that wrist. Look at that wrist right there. Give me a break." (Mark McEwan)
    "Alright, listen..." (Howard)

    0:22:12:
    "What did I tell you before the broadcast? Don't..." (Howard, to Scott)
    "I didn't..." (Scott)
    "Don't fuck with me. (Howard, with "bleep")
    (Jackie, Robin, and others laugh.)
    "I'm serious." (Howard)
    (Fred does Scott impression.)
    "I'm gonna bonk you in the head." (Howard)
    "Now he's gonna have to stay up late looking for that." (Robin)
    "Right. Now you've got to edit that. You gotta put a beep, alright?" (Howard)
    "It's the Wizard of Oz up there." (Jackie)
    "Why don't I just leave it the way it is?" (Scott)
    "Yeah, why don't you? So anyway, uh..." (Howard)

    0:25:40:
    "Is that it?" (Howard)
    "He's got Kathie Lee, he's got problems." ("Joe from MTV," talking about why Regis won't talk to the press.)
    "Alright. Yeah. She won't put on a bra." (Howard)
    "That's true." (Robin)
    "By the way, you might put on a bra with that outfit, Joe. Your nipples are protruding." (Howard)
    (Laughing)
    "Alright." (Howard)

    0:39:00:
    "Maybe he's freaked out 'cause people are gonna ask him about Kathie Lee's boobs or somethin'." (Howard, talking abour Regis.)
    "Is that the only subject on the table?" (Robin)

    0:48:35:
    "Live from the 1999 MTV Video Music Awards. It's the Howard Stern Show. Backstage, Lincoln Center.
    With your host--the only man who Chris Rock calls 'Massa'--Howard Stern." (Announcer)

    At this point, I stopped comparing the two shows. There was still another two hours of the "Master Tape Theatre" replay remaining.
     
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    I'm going with 'the funny'
     
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    I fucking hate what that bald wig wearing faggot has done to the show. Everything that was edited out is exactly what would have made me laugh! :cuss:
     
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    What the fuck is he doing???? this is just insane! His show is more edited/censored now than terrestrial radio. What were all the fights and speeches about the FCC for? What is his goal in all this?
     
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    How does he communicate to the tapes team what he wants edited? A lot of that seems pretty innocuous, how do they know what's verboten?
     
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    It's in his notebook of ideas.
     
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    If this is accurate, then he's become not only the biggest sellout pussy in radio history, but the biggest fucking pussywhipped, faggot, sellout in history, PERIOD!

    If they are down to editing out any reference of Howard wanting to bang someone, then you know it's the Whorse who is calling the shots now.

    What a flaming fag.
     
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    Good work Boxer, and thanks for posting! Very strange indeed.
    My theory is they edit these only for the people who may tune in and not know its from 1999 or whenever.
    Howard doesn't wanted to be heard fantasizing about cheating on his wife and people thinking it's current. God forbid someone thinks for a second he would ever imagine banging someone other than Beth :rolleyes: .
     
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    I guess it's no longer surprising how low the show is getting, but why in the world would something like this comment get scrubbed out? I'm happy I finally cancelled my sub a few weeks ago.
     
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    Re-Re-Re-writing of Stern history.....continues!
    :jj:
     
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    [video=youtube;KlQyWngZjZM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlQyWngZjZM[/video]
     
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    I am really starting to buy into this theory.. Wiggy is pussyfying the show to appease the cunt and the cunts mom. I really think it might be as simple as that. He is placating a piece of pussy that he can not even anatomically fuck.
     
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    That's an interesting question. Scrubbing out words like "gay AND faggot" from Artie's Iron Sheik impression are pretty direct commands....... remove any instance of the "f" word that was used in a derogatory fashion. But how in the world would an employee know to scrub out an innocuous comment about Howard wanting to bang Lil Kim? Certainly a lot of other sexual conversations were left in.

    Did Howard seriously send the directive to remove any instance of Howard talking about his marriage or cheating or fantasizing about other women?

    What a joke!!

    Although Howard is on cruise control and is only going through the motions with the show, he is so protective of his image now that I wouldn't be surprised if Howard himself sits in his apartment and listens to each mastertape theater that is going to run. And then he just gives the tape team minute listings of what needs to be edited out.
     
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    #nigga-please

    Why can't it just be that Howard is a greedy lazy wigged liar fraud?
    He pulled off the billion marble heist now he is tweaking and shaping his legacy.
     
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    Over at The Artie Lange Show they love the coloreds and faegs.


    Artie is shocked and appalled by those evil duck dynasty people .

    Words hurt!
    :bigcry:
     
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    Some kids get PTSD when you tell them there's no Santa.

    Howard's real! Everyone is just making him pretend he's an unfunny closeted homosexual. It's a bit, guys!
     
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    That's really sad, actually.

    Does anyone actually believe that?
     
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    Artie learned from the King of All Retcons.

    Same amount believe that think Artie's sober, so like maybe 2 or 3 fans.
     
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    What goes on during Artie's standup gigs?
    No faeg or negro jokes?
    :facepalm:
     
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    Call me gay and faggit but I hear hard edits every time I listen to Howard101 tapes.

    I listen to lots of old shows. Howard always had a target he was attacking that he is now friends with that was always sprinkled throughout the old show.
    :facepalm: