What was the best news you ever received?

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  1. SEGA

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    Having a TV in my room :facepalm:
    I still remember it, got it on my birthday and set that fucker up in my room and played almost every VHS and game on it :dancin:
    I had to share the same bedroom with my twin sister growing up but i kept making her get up and change the TV to AV for games and movies all the time :cheer:

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    Similar to this model but without the fucking remote :shit:

    Anyone here had such good news you almost shit yourself? and none of this 'having kids' stuff :facepalm: kk kgo
     
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    Whenbi got accepted into my union I was giddy like a fucking schoolgirl
     
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    "What's he saying Robin?"
     
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    .....That it wasn't HIV
     
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    Who was it?
     
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    The divorce is final.
     
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    "I'm not pregnant."
     
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    99.9999% you are not the father.

    Insert dancing kneegro from Maury here.
     
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    haven't had any good news to this date
     
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    too many to list.
     
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