What was the final result of the Squirting Test?

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  1. No Head Games

    No Head Games Well-Known Member

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    Last I heard the squirt sample was heading to the lab. Did the results come in yet?
     
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    A jewish doctor said that its urine + average cock size is 5.4 inches.

    Doing minimal research would show that cock size have to do with testosterone. Blacks have on average higher testosterone = on averege bigger cocks.

    Jews on have under average testosterone = on average they have smaller cocks then other races.

    Jews who talk about cock all the time and make 100+ millions a year are gay.
     
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    Results show it's pee.


    So sick of hearing about it and Ronnie every day
     
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    So if a woman pees before sex, there is zero chance of squirting?
     
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    I don't know... my ex was a squirter and it didn't smell like pee at all. More of an alkaline smell to it. It does contain trace amounts of urine in it and it comes out of the urethra but supposedly most of the fluids in it are produced by the Skeens gland. Also it was a clear liquid and was viscous.
     
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    result: I threw up from hearing Ronnie talk about squirters.
     
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    :winner: I had a squirter as well. No way in hell it was piss as I thought it was at first so I examined it closely. clear, viscous, slippery to the touch. Not water, like urine is at all. No pee smell either. Closest I could come was it exactly like pre cum.
     
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    I hope it isn't just urine! Otherwise, I have banged the piss out of two different women in my lifetime. Not the volume you see in porn, but a big enough puddle to know you did something right.
     
  10. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...he deemed it pee because it has creatine (sp) in it and pee is the only thing that carries that enzyme. thats what they look for when testing pee for pot use cause most of the additives dont have creatine in them, thats one of the big things they look for.
     
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    Cum also has trace amount of urine in it, because it uses the same tube in your cock as pee. Pre-cum is designed to clear the pathway from pee but some pee still gets into the cum. The human body, while an amazing machine, isn't perfect.

    And with that, I am done talking about this subject.
     
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    The doctor admitted today that he has done surgeries on women to stop the "problem" thinking it was incontinence. Sounds to me like he performed unnecessary surgeries to stop a perfectly natural phenomenon. His "test" was obviously a joke. There's plenty of real research out there, two minutes of reading will make you more informed than this doctor...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation (NSFW)
     
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    ugh who cares, its revolting either way
    i dont get this fetish at alll
     
  14. Vashier

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    Once you've experienced it first hand you don't need to research it. It's simply not urine, it may have trace urine due to cross contamination but no more so than a male's load.
     
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    LOL at using wikipedia as a source
     
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    :rolleye: Plenty of references on that page.
     
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    They couldn't have used a nicer looking twat as their example? Jesus christ! I mean, i'd probably still stick my cock in there, but that's not saying much.
     
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    Result: 0.0 listeners
     
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    Wait...so now squirting is fodder for an entire bit on this show? Jesus fucking Christ. :facepalm:
     
  20. Vashier

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    regardless of what the fluid is, it does freak you the fuck out the first time it happens :hilarious: I was in the back of my 71 camaro, the girl was tiny thank god. Just as we finish this freaking rainbow stream shoots out of her as I pull away. I'm looking at her, and the stream, then her, then the stream. She just shrugged it off saying she does that when she cums hard. I caught it in my hand since I didn't want piss all over the back seat. That's when I realized it wasn't piss. I rubbed it between my fingers and it was slippery as hell. I sniffed it and didn't notice any ammonia at all. I'd gag on any pussy back then that had even a whiff of ammonia to it. When I knew it wasn't piss I didn't really care anymore :jj: I had a towel