What was the reason that Beff stayed single for so long?

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  1. JoeyG

    JoeyG Active Member

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    I mean, for someone who supposedly had a great career and is so hot, why did it take so long for someone to marry her?
     
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    racerx New Member

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    other guys didn't have a doorman? :dontknow:
     
  3. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    Have you heard her speak? :coffee:
     
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    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    She's been with Howard since she was 28. That's pretty young.
     
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    [video=youtube_share;2Lu9nquNxOw]http://youtu.be/2Lu9nquNxOw[/video]
     
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    She was modeling in Europe....duhhhh!
     
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    not only that but other guys didn't have a luxurious 16 room
    Manhattan penthouse with riv vus and a 25 room mansion
    out in the Hamptons on order + a fleet of chauffeur driven cars
    at her disposal .............all she hadda do was fuck Stern and pray
    the bags didn 't break.
     
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    Active escorts make lousy wives.
     
  9. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    She was waiting for the perfect mark.
    Er, I mean man
     
  10. Jack Shit

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    Annoying cunt?
     
  11. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Her forensic accountant kept saying "No" until Howard.
     
  12. RobinsLapBand

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    After returning to NY from her 3 year hiatus prostituting....I mean modeling in Europe, she returned to NY. She had little money and rented a shitty apartment in NYC. The ceiling in her apartment caved-in and she was locked inside for 5 years. On her first night of freedom, she went out to party, saw Howard and his nerd-herd....I mean bros and fell in love with his wallet and media connections.
     
  13. BeetlesDiaper

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    Cause no one could put up with her bullshit except for our beloved cuckold, Howie.
     
  14. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep

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    Was still vying for the Triple Crown and hadn't been retired yet.
     
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    Because every rich guy she dated prior to Pelican, saw through her. They used her as a sexual toy then cut the vapid bimbo loose. Lucky for Secretariat, she encourntered a neurotic Jew with low self esteem about his appearance.
     
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    Because she was waiting for the best sign up bonus
     
  17. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Other men were put off by all the tongue kissing between her and her brothers.
     
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    Remember when Howard used to crow about how Beth doesn't even want to get married? Then 2 years later they're married and he did it as a favor to her because he doesn't want her disrespected because she doesn't have the Stern name.
     
  19. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    She really did just barely make it into the trophy wife hall of fame at the last minute. She was getting a bit old.