What was the worst piece of ass you got in your life?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Hateman, Aug 21, 2013.

  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Any stories of being blacked out and woke up to a disgusting pig?
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    2010...October.
     
  3. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Details!!
     
  4. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    yes.....but I'm not tellin'
     
  5. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    we can't always bat a thousand
     
  6. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    corn on the cock
     
  7. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    I've had a few "slump busters".
     
  8. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Half of you must have gotten some desperate blowjobs
     
  9. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    done telling lengthy tales here, but suffice to say, it was horrible.
     
  10. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    ......and I married her. :facepalm:

    But I divorced her too! :cheer:
     
  11. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Why horrible?
     
  12. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Jeton :pillz::depressed:
     
  13. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    I've enjoyed them all.
     
  14. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Baaaaaarf!
     
  15. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Don't be mean
     
  16. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Nikkerz? let us have it . . .
     
  17. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Looked like Blair from Facts of Life at the bar...

    looked like Michael Anthony from Van Halen in the AM
     
  18. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    I was sober and nailed a pig
     
  19. Charon

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    Boo? Is that you?
     
  20. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    inb4 yer Mom