What was your first brush with the law?

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  1. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    I was 8 years old and I punched an older kid who was bullying me. He was bigger than me and wore glasses, poor fucker didn't see it coming but I clocked that bitch right in the nose and his temple started to bleed. (fuck it...I hit a guy with glasses) good thing I didn't take out his eye. The police showed up at my house and made it like they were gonna arrest me and I was crying like Mr.Clutch :facepalm:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    shitty callout thread
     
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    hmmm. that will take a minute to remember

    there were a few. :toke:
     
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    :jj:
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    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    You saw that too huh?
     
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    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    I got hauled to the police station for shoplifting, when I was 12.
     
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    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    We were all gay when we were 8 years old. :shitcoffee:
     
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    sstressed enhancement toker VIP

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    this is odd. I can't remember which was the first one. I have 3 to choose from at 16 but the sequence is muddled in my mind.
    vaping all day could have something to do with it. :dontknow:



    no arrests for me, just several incidents and tons of luck.
    thank you lord! :pray:
    :dance:
     
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    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    That's Badass! Did you learn anything from your experience?
     
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    not in my Canada!
     
  12. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    My buddy and I got picked up and hauled in by the MP's for being in a restricted area. We were around 9 or 10 at the time.
     
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    Breaking and Entering.

    First Grade.

    Would have gotten away with it if the guy who lived there hadn't gotten home just as we were leaving. Tried to run, but then I realized I was only 4 doors down.
     
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    Oh the good ol' days of hanging out in restricted areas. Fucking cops.
     
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    Were you surprised when Jesus's body wasn't there?
     
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    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    What the fuck were you trying to steal?
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    12 - driving a moped (lol) on the street
     
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    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    :cheers:
     
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    Yeah, girls are mean, don't trust them.