Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Spazzmatazz, Apr 21, 2013.
I thought I'd bump peterfonda's thread idea up a notch.
Hand love, 12
OP didn't post his.
Groped by Priest at age 7.
Prison rape, 97
Too young.....Candy B. should be ashamed of herself.....
Circle jerk in a tent while camping on the beach, age 13
Six by a Ronald McDonald clown who smelled my stinkhole.
...oh you said "what was". i was 11 full blown sex with a 16 year old redhead.
How was he?
Saw boobies and got an HJ at the age of 16. Parents had a van and i drove it all the time. Most times I parked it in the mall parking lot and had some teenage action. Those days were fun. Fast forward to the future and any boy that shows up in a van to pick up my daughter will be immediately leaving without her. Hypocrisy can be good sometimes.
Nor did you.
If you must know, this kid named Jack on the next block over told me his sister would "do stuff". Not only was his sister homely, but she was cross eyed to boot. And she did stuff. I'd heard about this stuff and had very rudimentary knowledge of it. So I took the plunge, if you will. (After all it was 1965 and there was very limited information available to a 10 year old boy.)
I couldn't figure out wtf the big deal was all about after I put it in there. But then nobody told me you were supposed to move it in and out. The true definition of anticlimactic.
The real excitement came when I learned my little brother found out and had told my mother of my escapades, and it came to the point where I had to go home. What would await me when I got there. A beating? Castration?
It was worse than that. Mom scared me off of that stuff for several months with a simple sentence.
"You'd best be careful, because one of these days you might come out with more than you can wipe off."
What does this MEAN?! Left me wondering just what it was that females kept up in there? I'd have rather had a beating.
As soon as you have your first, feel free to tell us about it if this board is still online by then.
Benbas gave me a footjob in the back of a bowling alley. She had callouses. I bled.
You should have had her put the Santa hat on her feet.
18 and after 25-30 mins I still hadn't cum so she was getting dry and it ended. Made her cum a few times though so the next day I got another chance and finally popped off in that cunny 15-20 mins in.
And no its not a brag about my great stamina but a testament to just how much closeness to another human being negatively affects me. Now I'm just happy to go to a Tube site and yank the ol crank to lesbian and massage porn, lol. Not quite as good as being in a pussy but I certainly don't have to deal with all the emotional bullshit that I am ill equipped to handle.
I was 11.. went on a camping trip with some family friends in Arizona. There was a 13 year old girl who I shared a tent with... and one night, she woke me up and dragged me out to the middle of the desert. She held my hands and told me to close my eyes; then i felt her hands around my waist... pulling my shorts down as she giggled. I was so nervous with anticipation that my knees were shaking. Then suddenly she pushed me... and I fell down and sat right on a cactus. I blew my load as the cactus entered my rectum, and I was embarrassed.