What was your very first job?

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    The first money I made was from cutting and spiking tobacco, but my first real job was washing dishes at a restaurant when I was 16. Eventually worked my way up to being a waiter there. :pimp:
     
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    Paper route. I think I was 10 or 11.
     
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    Summer job on a dairy farm.
     
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    mowing lawns

    maybe i should go back to that :bigthink
     
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    Mowing lawns when I was 10

    1st job where I paid taxes was a busboy at a seafood joint.
     
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    Selling Pepsi in the Kingdome during the football games.
     
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    fluffer gay porn i was 13 and eager
     
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    Now you're just eager.
     
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    dishwasher at cheap steakhouse .. shit suuuuuuuuucked.
     
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    Altar boy when I was 9. Luckily he was only about 5"
     
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    snow shovelling
     
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    i worked in a small grocery/seafood market
     
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    Shit. I thought the thread title said blow job. That's fucking embarrassing. :eek:

    My first job was a busboy at diner. Greek owned of course.
     
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    Mowed yards, hauled hay, but my first W-2 job job was the night shift at Burger King during high school. All-stoner night crew, including the night manager....we'd get fried and pig out constantly, and the chicks were cute. It was really a lot of fun. Except closing sucked....
     
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    Selling pretzels at Aqueduct Racetrack.
     
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    you're a Mexican too? :wtf:
     
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    Hopefully the Greeks were small too.
     
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    Fixing flats at a bike shop with a coked up boss in tight shorts :wtf:
     
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    Mowing lawns.... Made enough to pimp out my Redline BMX bike, and then promptly retired from the lawn-care industry
     
  20. Gas Face

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    Sounds like an episode of Different Strokes