what was your worst STD or sexual injury?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Se suelto el diablo Gold

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    And was it worth it?
     
  2. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    shit dick from surprise painal
     
  3. johnfreeman1

    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    blister on the side of my knob
     
  4. HowieStearn

    HowieStearn HateClub

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    oh it was worth it
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  5. chapped

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    Having to look my mom in the face the next day
     
  6. stash

    stash 2017 Kimbra of All Media VIP

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    In high school this girl I had been vaguely acquainted with for years was kicked out of school. Her and her whore friend had been drinking screwdrivers in class, vodka and orange juice I guess.. etc and they were expelled. They were getting into alot of trouble I guess.

    Before she got kicked out, I partnered up with her on an assignment for a class we shared. She had me over to her parent's house to do the work one afternoon.

    Then a weekend or two later, I went over there and fucked her while her parents were out of town. Raw. She basically just asked me to come by and fuck her. I had this driver's license at the time I had found, it formerly belonged to some 26 year old faggot that looked a bit like me apparently. So I brought booze.

    Anywho...

    about 10 years later.. I was a year into my crazy vegan diet, and sick. And getting sicker. I still refused to believe I couldnt live like that, so I was trying to blame anything else I could for my weakness and sickness. I started thinking about her... sure there were other sluts but this girl was acting very very slutty at the time, whoring herself out to god knows how many cocks before she got sent off to an asylum probably.

    So I started to say hey what if I have HIV and that's why I'm sick and not getting better. Oh shit. it's been laying dormant all this time and now im fucked.

    Got myself tested.. it came up clean. :woot:



    TLDR- I almost got AIDS
     
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    You will get AIDS from your ways
     
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    Almost broke my dick in half. Girl riding reverse cowgirl, hopping up and down a little to vigorously and then pop! Nothing long lasting, except a slight lean to the left. No, it wasn't worth it
     
  9. Smiley Johnson

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    I got screwed by this tall, older, media type who told me he would start a revolution in radio. Still hurting.
     
  10. potroast

    potroast Well-Known Member

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    I mean, who here hasn't cut the underside of their tongue on their bottom teeth? :whistle:
     
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    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    I've never had any std thank you God! But my worst sexual injury was my broken heart! :rolleyes:
     
  13. stash

    stash 2017 Kimbra of All Media VIP

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    There was also the time I fucked a girl on her period and got blood all over me. She cried.

    Good times :hersh:
     
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    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    I fingered a girl with a loose nail, she said it hurt when she peed. whoops
     
  15. Pothead

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    My friend caught herpes from some fat slob and gave it to his girlfriend. Then he caught his girlfriend on I-Have-Herpes Dating Sites.

    I'm still in shock I never caught anything in my life.
     
  16. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    Vigorous thrusting one day and I felt pain on the end of my dick. I stabbed myself on my ex's IUD, twice. I said something to her about it, she didn't believe me, so I asked if there was anything else up her pussy she thinks could have stabbed me. I was scared of seeing my dick, and 1/2 way through fucking, so I went back to plowing. After I came, I pulled out and assessed the damage. 2 nicks on the head of my dick.
     
  17. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner WE DA BEST!! VIP Gold

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    My jaw almost locked up on me while eating out this girl I was seeing. She smelled so good down there and she was cummin like crazy. I picked my head up and I could not close my mouf for a good minute. The bitch started laughing at me. :mad: Wish I put it raw in her butt.
     
  18. max rockatansky

    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    No STD's. I got some pretty bruised balls (purple) after getting a vasectomy. Everything healed up just right. The vasectomy was totally worth it. Best $5 I ever spent (that was my co-pay with good insurance).
     
  19. stash

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    I've had my jaw lock up when yawning. Not eating pussy, though. :crying:
     
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  20. ScottBaiosPenis

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    the odds of getting aids from vaginal sex for a man is astronomically low, it basically never happens. total myth. most straight ppl get hiv from shooting dope with dirty needles or shady anal sex