What weighs 286 LBS and is 286 years old?

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  1. TonyJax

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    Ronnie's got a pretty snazzy jacket.
     
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    When they are in wheel chairs. will they stop touring?
     
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    I just can't with this geriatric shit!!!
     
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    Keith Richards shoes are not the same, he looks like he has depends on and if he were not Keith Richards, he would be carted off for being a homeless.
     
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    They all need to eat a burger.
     
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    Those loose pants are total diaper giveaway!!

    It's just hard when you can so easily Google and see them in their yoot and compare.
     
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    In a blender.

    With some Ensure.
     
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    I can't even deal with this anymore.

    Are the sponsors Ensure and Depends?
     
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    #1: Paul McCartney Net Worth – $800 Million (The Beatles)
    #2: Bono Net Worth – $600 Million (U2)
    #3: Jimmy Buffett Net Worth – $400 Million
    #4: Elton John Net Worth – $320 Million (Solo)
    #5: Mick Jagger Net Worth – $305 Million (The Rolling Stones)

    At some point its going to get foolish for Mick to jump around stage, like 30 years ago.
     
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    I literally just heard him speaking on the radio, and he sounds great.

    But you're right, jumping around, esp. when you don't need the money, at some point diminishes your brand.
     
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    The rock and roll they were selling was anti old people, anti establishment, anti war etc


    Thanks to an average concert ticket price of $178.44 — and their massive appeal — Mick Jagger and his mates have the highest-grossing US tour in the first half of the year — pulling in $80.7 million.

    :jj:

    Hope they can spend it all before they die.
     
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    Great point, Tony!!!

    The Who are still playing "hope I die before I get old".

    :facepalm:

    Their kids are gonna be riiiiiiiich!!!
     
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    I saw them during the Steel Wheels tour september 1989. Hard to believe that on a timeline this was before midway point for their current act.
     
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    Rock Stars :giggle: They are so heroine chic.
     
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    I hope I die before I get old
     
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    I was going to say a Galapagos tortoise.
     
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    Do you like butter?