What were some of funniest Artie Segments?

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  1. porker159

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    In other words, not segments that necessarily focused on Artie (like about heroin/ gambling/ hookers), but segments where he played a secondary role, but made lots of hilarious comments/ observations. Are there any examples that really stand out?
     
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    Artie fighting with Crazy Alice.

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    Probably one of the last really good "team" efforts, but Artie shines...



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    Guy who laughs at everything.

    It's a baby and it's talking! Ahhhhhhh hahhhhhhh hahhhhh!

    And the Blue Iris response.
     
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    The "my retard" segments.
     
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    The guy who laughs at everything.
     
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    dirty cop friend
     
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    80 million grand
     
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    Artie has some great lines in this one
     
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    I thought his queer eye segment was funny. Drunk in vegas was good.
     
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    the segment with artie calling eric the midget grotesque and talking about his gnarled hands and what not, ralph calls in
     
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    Garys pitch was great.

    In all honestly I never found Artie that funny. Better with one liners with wackpackers and feuds with staff. Sal won their heated exchange and was a hell of a lot funnier on the show in my opinion. Never had a desire to see his stand up. Free ticket courtesy of the Stern show with his stand up being any type of success. Jackie was way above Artie when it came to show contribution, no way Jackie was making less than boy Gary.

    On his stand up alone I thought he was pretty bad actually. Big fat druggie making fun of himself and telling drunk/drug stories. The gap between a Jeff the Drunk and Artie is the same as the gap between Artie and Bill Hicks.
     
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    The one where Artie said, "Romo is a homo."

    I don't watch sports. But I knew Artie was on a whole new plane of comic delivery when I heard that.
     
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    The Jason Biggs interview. Cattttttttaline turner!

     
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    Fighting with and/or making fun of too many Whack Pack members to name or remember.

    Beetlejuice, Gary The Retard, Jeff The Drunk, Crazy Alice, Bigfoot, High Pitch Erik, Elliot Offen.....the list goes on and on.....

    Artie made all of their appearances funny or funnier.
     
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    #1 is gary's gay pitch...that was artie's piece-de-resistance he was just so fucking brutal.

    artie vs lou bollera (sp?) amy fisher's husband was very funny

    one of my personal favs is artie as chaz bono...so fucking funny...really sad that it will never get replayed cause howard now has to worship everything that is gay and faggot , we cant even have a little fun with freakshows like this

     
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    When Robin had Dr. Ronnie move in with her for a week to prepare food and green drinks, Artie played the 'accomplice' who was casing Robin's apartment to rip her off. Fun and funny.
     
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