What were the last four phone calls Beth made today?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    1. CVS for baby be gone pills after unprotected fun with The Knicks

    2. Nacho...for directions to CVS

    3. Random poor family, so they can hear her laugh at them and to ask them how many chimneys they own

    4. Apple tech support..so she can laugh at the poor people in India and ask them how many chimneys they own
     
  2. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller." Gold

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    1. A stable for an order of hay (now!)

    2. American Express Black to check her limit

    3. A bookstore (by accident)

    4. Her "grandma's house"
     
  3. Tish

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    We need to put Nacho to rest. He's ridiculously hot, with a great life, including a beautiful wife. If he strayed it'd be with someone hotter then his wife. Not big beeferino. He has money, so she couldn't lure him in with that either. It gives her too much credit. Substitute Nacho with someone more her level. Jeff the drunk. He's also probably in a room by himself, drinking, unable to get out, surrounded by rodents.
     
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    "Howard this fucking phone is really pissing me off. Every time it rings theres no one there and when I try to call out it tells me what the fucking Mo Cow says. I know what the fucking motherfucker Mo Cow says."




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    Her dream, not ours. Besides Nacho lives in Argentina so we don't have to worry about him coming up here and kicking our asses.:rolleyes: :D

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  6. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller." Gold

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    Hello? HELLO?!! Howaaaaard...the phone's broken again! Buy me a new one!

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  7. Tish

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    Ahhh. Ok right then. That's funny! I thought there was some rumors out there this was a real hook up. As if!
     
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    Howard was choking on a beautiful salad so...
    1)Beth dials 933
    2)Beth dials 922
    3)Beth dials 922 again
    4)Beth calls Ralph for number
     
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    Her Amex card doesn't have a limit, silly.
     
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  10. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller." Gold

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    :jj:

    I stand corrected.
     
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    1) 411 for the number for 1-800-CONTACTS
    2) 411 for the number for 1-800-FLOWERS
    3) 411 for the number for 1-800-MATTRESS
    4) 411 for the number for 1-800-DENTIST
     
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    Anyone out there think she knows how to use a rotary phone?
     
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    1. Howard because she "accidentally" deleted the word document for her new Yoda book.
    2. Whitney Cummings to see when they are doing blow again.
    3. Consuela to come clean the litter box.
    4. The bank to check her account balance.
     
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  17. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    3. and 4. MAYBE, but Beef is asexual. I don't buy she screws around.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Who took that pic??
     
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    `Photo by Howard
    Dreamcatcher lens by Nikkor
     
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    Here here
     
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