What will be Howard's excuses for not coming back to AGT for a 2nd season?

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  1. drsieb

    drsieb Member

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    I'm sure he'll find some way to spin this...the king of all media (except TV) will never admit he did anything wrong.

    My best guess?

    He'll say that when he left the show, it was #1 and he didn't feel a need to come back for a 2nd season. End of discussion...no more AGT talk while he rides out the final 3 years of his Sirius contract. Definitely not talk of losing 30 - 40 % of the audience from the previous year.

    Or he'll blame it on the Olympics...whatever.
     
  2. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    He will say people don't know when it's LIVE
     
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    Waaaaaaaaa "I invented TV!!!" waaaaaaa
     
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    I'm more interested on his spin when whoever they hire to replace him (for less marbles and no access to 4 hour radio free promotion) helps bring the rating back up next season.
     
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    He just wanted to prove he can do it. And he realized it was cramping his lifestyle. He will say he got the highest ratings and his pick will have a huge career in show bizz. He wants to devote his time to his vast radio audience and create new and exciting material for them . . .

    - - -

    P.S. Purely epic bullshit. Were talking about Hiroshima level bullshit . . .
     
  6. harlock

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    they always shit on the Talent :burn:

    not treated like a partner :tears:
     
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    Scarfo New Member Banned User

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    He already stated that he probably won't do another season. Allegedly, he's annoyed with the schedule.
     
  8. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    He'll claim he single-handedly saved the show and demanded to be paid accordingly, but those cheap bastards wouldn't do what was right.

    Oh, and the entire staff there, men and women, were always hitting on Beth.
     
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    It certainly won't be the Jews fault.
     
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    He'll probaby say that the traveling sucks and he just wants to stay home.
     
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    howcie will say that nbc didn't pay him his bonus for bringing millions of viewers on board & he will try to sue them.
     
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    Didn't like the schedule and he was underpaid
     
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    Howie- "So Robin, I decided not to do a second season of America's Got Talent."
    Robin- "REALLY????"
    Howie- 'They wanted me back, I felt like it wasn't worth it. They edited me too much..."
    Robin- "Well if they want Howard Stern, they get Howard Stern.."
    Howie- " So I decided not to go back...that show is a loser. They can't keep it in a regular time slot, and no one could find it.. But I was great!"
     
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    I doubt we will hear about it. Maybe once they announce the judge that will come in after him we will have to hear him ask every guest "hey, do you think this person will do a better job than I did?" "Do you think they are paying him/her more?"
     
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    Is that you, Howard? :bug:
     
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    "Robin, They didn't respect me"
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Beth twisted her ankle
     
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    "They didn't get me Robin - they didn't reshpect me. We're going in different direcschionz"
     
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    "NBC/Universal, Robin. Is it one company or two?"