Stern Show What will be the first big change to the Wig?

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  1. ApeFace

    ApeFace Well-Known Member

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    5 years is a long time. I don't think even he can pull off the charade of a 68 year old man with long ink black hair. Will there be a new cut? Will there be some touches of grey added? At some point his old face is going to collapse under the weight of the current wig. When does he start phase 1?
     
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    Pin straight, to the shoulders, razor cut bangs and ends.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    the Sal & Richard show
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    A suggestion?
     
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    It looks like it was pulled out of a shower drain. I'm feeling it, though.
     
  7. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Willy one plunge VIP

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    I don't know. Wiggy spent some time mocking Imus and his hair this morning without a whisp of irony.
     
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    Here's Ben Stern in 1994:

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    At the end of this new contract with Sirius, Howard will be about three years younger than Ben was in that photo.

    And one year older than Ray was in this photo:

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  9. ApeFace

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    The wig is totally askew in this picture. His scalp must be so red and itchy from wearing that disgusting thing 24/7. I hope he gets an infection.
     
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  10. 800dollarwine

    800dollarwine Tastes no different than shitty Boone's Farm

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    I wonder if Howard regrets getting started with the wig in the first place. It's got to be hard to maintain, not to mention expensive and time consuming. He can't change it now because everyone would know he was lying all these years, and we all know Howard would never lie.

    ;)
     
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    Yikes. I wonder if Ben is still holding on to those chompers. Looks like they were fading fast 20 years ago.
     
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    I would actually gain a little respect for the wig if he just fessed up and admitted he was a wearer.

    But I don't think he has an exit strategy. He will finish his contract with the same dumb hair hat he has now and still claim that he is blessed with rock star hair.
     
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    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    "I can personally guarantee that Howard's hair is as real as mine."
    -Robert Redford

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    Jet black , curly hair on a 68 year old will look so natural. I just wonder how much plastic surgery will he have. My guess is a ton.
     
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    I doubt it, he turned that phony hair into hundreds of millions of dollars.

    He may regret getting started with some blonde extensions though.