Politics What will Bill's title be if Hillary is President? The First Dude?

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    The First Man? The First Boner? The First Bitch?

    What do we call him?

    We will be in unchartered water with a female President.



    What do countries ruled by women call the husband over there?
     
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    Do you not have Google?
     
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    officially i would imagine "first gentleman"
     
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    ...co conspirator.
     
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    How about " Top Cigar Aficionado " ?


    Does that mean he has to come up with some wacky cause and do all the things the first lady would do
    like meeting with school children and reading them books and shit?
     
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    You have rain man and than you have stain man
     
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    Minister of loads
     
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    They call all ex presidents, Mr. President. How about Mr. And Mrs. President?
     
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    "Dude who has all day to chase tail because his wife is busy all day" The title won't change.
     
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    First Slogan = Where the white women at.
     
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    :lol:

    How about Fornicator in Chief?

    Naw, never mind. There's nothing in that to distinguish from his first stint at the White House.
     
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    He's from the South, so ... The First Hound Dog?
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Funny that Cankles is now promising to release government UFO files if elected, pretty sure I recall Bill doing the same during one of his campaigns.
     
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