Sports What will Howard and Beth be doing on Super Bowl Sunday?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Im sure Mr. Kitten lover will say that anyone who goes to a Super Bowl party has nothing going on in their life.


    So what will he and Beth do besides change litter boxes and search for Beefus on the Hallmark channel?
     
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    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    Howard is going to shaves Beths back
     
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    >>>





     
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    Getting gang raped would be nice
     
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    They'll be sucking each other's cocks.
     
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    ...i hope they get high on wine and drunk dial.
     
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    It will probably be like every other night for those two useless douchebags. Howard will be in NYC watching porn and dining on takeout eggplant parmesan, Beth will be at her primary residence in the Hamptons taking selfies with kittens and rehearsing her story about wanting to spend more time with Howard.
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  8. Shart Garfunkel

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    Howard will gorge on six almonds and some mint water, while watching "Queer as Folk," on Demand. Beth will be getting a good brush down from her groom, after a day of pulling her hansom cab through Central Park.
     
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    Do you think these egomanical douchebags will hold a Kitten Bowl Party?
     
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    Robin said something about they could actually watch it this year and he said, "oh yeah!" or something like that. Made me think they're on vacation next week but I'm not sure.
     
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    Hopefully A Murder Suicide?
     
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    Hope they spend the day with Ronnie at scores looking for whores
     
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    yes I'm pretty sure she said they're not working the next day.
     
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    wack a bag of almonds up
     
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    there giving up shitting for lent
     
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    Show prep.
    Oh, wait....... never mind.
     
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    Whorse will be getting shod and wig will be getting oiled up by ralphie cakes.
     
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    They would if they had friends.