What will Howard Stern give his daughter as a wedding gift?

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  1. Bye You!

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    serious question.

    What does an almost billionaire who cheated on her mom and married a really stupid gold digger give his middle daughter, the first to get married, as a wedding present?

    Poor girl lives in a tiny hovel, so things for the house would have to be limited.

    A nicer place to live? That would set an expensive precedent for the other two.

    What say you?
     
  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Plugs.
     
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    In addition to a beautiful, hand painted floral watercolor painting?

    In all seriousness, I bet they get some nice amount. I wish I had a dad with that much money.
     
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    Giftscriptions?

    A generous donation made in her name to the North Shore Animal League?

    :dontknow:
     
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    probably a big picture of him and Beth. :eek:
     
  6. Shart Garfunkel

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  7. Bye You!

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    :rofl:
     
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  9. Bye You!

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    Beth will snatch that right up
     
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    A portion of almonds.
     
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    A beautiful soup?
     
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    Didn't he get her and the future son-in-law a Shhtarbucks franchise?

    He'll probably go on the registry, find the cheapest item, and purchase a quantity of 0.0 when he realizes that he gave her life and she should be grateful that her daddy is the KOAM. :rolleyes:
     
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    Something she'll use....a squatty potty
     
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    1. A watercolor painting

    2. A stiletto receiver

    3. 3 month paid subscription (but only if her credit card is provided for auto renewal at standard rates)

    She'll get one, NOT ALL, of those things. And he'll send a cold cut and cookie tray (provided by a sponsor) in lieu of his attendance.
     
  16. Bye You!

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    :lol:

    I like #3
     
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    I think you're forgetting her Mother is also quite wealthy so it seems pretty obvious to me her do-gooder daughter wants to live in the hovel by the ghetto by choice.
     
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