What will it take for Mario to hit rock bottom?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Jul 3, 2012.

  1. Swayze

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    I would have thought the "I can't go to a gay pride parade trip, cause I can't afford luggage and have no job" scenario would have been just that but nooooooo.

    30 something year old queen, living at home, no job, no luggage, desperate for a boyfriend, starting pop off threads every other hour.

    WHERE IS THE BOTTOM AND WHEN WILL HE HIT IT?


    TIA
     
  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Aids. He wont hit it though
     
  3. Swayze

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    I honestly could see him pulling at Jeton, catching the bug and getting welfare for the rest of his life.

    I hope he doesn't stoop that low.
     
  4. Reggae Mistress

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    My gay brother was the last to leave my parents home. He's now a self-made multi millionaire (not the one who hit the PowerBall) so I'm not sure I follow your line of thinking here.
     
  5. Swayze

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    I think laid my case out pretty well.

    Uneducated, unemployed, lazy, whiny man.
     
  6. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Depends.

    What's this bottom's name and can he run fast?
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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  9. Chaos

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    Rockbottom will be when he goes to a gay bar and someone calls him old and fat. Oh the hate filled anti- carb threads we will see then.
     
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  11. Super Mario

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    I made a thread discussing going to college isnt that a start? and Im not whining about anything Im passionate. and who I popped off on fuck them. they all had it coming.
     
  12. Super Mario

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    there were anti carb threads here jan through april when i was on the diet.:jj:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    go to college you whiney homo
     
  14. Swayze

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    Even my good friend Nikkerz is going to college
     
  15. Super Mario

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    im going to try!!! Im a fucking bad boy what the fuck do you expect from me!?!?! Im working on it.
     
  16. Chaos

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    That was a lame attempt to get someone to offer to spank you. Nice to see gay dudes have about as much game as straight dudes:c
     
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    The second spot.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    mods plz: kill dogstars account
     
  19. Super Mario

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    shiiiiiiiiiit .... son if you saw what I was spitting behind the scenes here......:wink:
     
  20. Chaos

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    Uh huh sure. I say the same thing:c