What will JD's next job be?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jackson, Aug 12, 2012.

  1. Jackson

    Jackson Active Member

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    Can you imagine hiring this marble-mouth semi-literate guy to represent your company? I wish him well, but feel sorry for him after Howard, Gary, and the rest of them abandon him in 4 years. What kind of job awaits that has no contact with people?
     
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    He's going to be a world-famous director. He DID go to Full Sail, you know! :c
     
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    i think hes actually good at his job, i dont know if there's much of a market for that though
     
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    Something involving the phrase "Do you, uh, you know....want fries with that or whatever?"
     
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    JD Harmeyer watches gay porn.
     
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    mud wrestling at a male gay bar.
     
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    Richard and Sal's personal taint cleaner.
     
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    gay Fluffer
     
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    I feel bad for JD. He will be sucking dick for food. Maybe that's why he is bulking up now.
     
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    mop jockey at a jack shack.
     
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    You must spread some rep before giving it to X again. sad face.
     
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    JD-"Ah,eh ah,eh......Can I interest you in eh,ah,eh,,,,renewing your SiriusXm Subscription or Whatever?"
     
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    he'll work at Brooklyn zoo picking fleas
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    Auctioneer.

    Who uhhh wants to bid 5 or somethin ? I dunno , can I get 5, 5 , 5 ? Forget it .