What will the big Tesla announcement be tonight?

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  1. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    What does Elon Musk have up his sleeve!?!?!? AWD? Driverless capability? :nooo: IMG_7620.jpg
     
  2. BLOW ME

    BLOW ME Well-Known Member

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    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    bust a nut
     
  4. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    They're going out of business. Parts will not be available.
     
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    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    My guess is a sports coupe?
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    HAve they already announced their new factory near Reno?
     
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    They're going on tour with Queensryche (sp?)
     
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    Holy fuck I would be there in a heartbeat.
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    They're going to announce that there is everywhere a sign.
     
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  10. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    They will announce a slew of Job openings the only requirement is that "long hair freaky people need not apply."
     
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    That the car can take pictures.
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    SUV :pray:
     
  14. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation Gold

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    Sports car that can go from 0-60 in 3 seconds
     
  15. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    self driving cars for fags and asians
     
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    I hate electric cars and the boneheads who drive them.
     
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    They're building their new plant in Reno. Nice fucking job, California. :rolleyes:
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    They already announced that.

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    Can they drop the price by 75% :pray:
     
  20. Lou Loomis

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    Reno ?????????


    Is this real life ?