Entertainment What women would you just want to use for sex?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Hugh Blowmont, Aug 19, 2016.

  1. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny VIP

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    For me, there are many, but the top two I would just like to walk in, use their bodies in every way possible and leave are:

    1. Marie Osmond: You know shes just a filthy pig in bed

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    2. Jessica Simpson: That body was made to satisfy every urge. Would fuck the stupid out of her. Bonus: I bet she would fly through a plate glass door spectacularly.

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  2. FishySausage

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    Good call on JS.
    I'd throw Kardashian in there too
     
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    Britney.
     
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    Any of those annoying twats on Fox "News."
     
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    Miss Mark Mayonnaise or Mrs Shivvy.
     
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    all of them, including Maude
     
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    How do you nail this down to one or two?
     
  12. Gunt

    Gunt I don't have time to teach you to speak hobo. Gold

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    Pink

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    She scares me.....and she probably smells a bit.....but I would love to go a few rounds with her and then never see her again.
     
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    is that the girl Howard paid to say he was great in bed? If it is, that makes me sick.
     
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    All of them.
     
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    Whoever promises not to press charges.
     
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    Whichever one is within arm's reach.
     
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    Stern related - I kind of like Marci Turk's "successful business woman" look.
     
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    Gunt I don't have time to teach you to speak hobo. Gold

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    Who dat?
     
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