What would be the funniest public scandal that rocked the Wig's world?

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  1. ApeFace

    ApeFace Well-Known Member

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    Howard caught wig less or Beth caught on tape fucking would be great. Better if they were both caught on tape discussing the NSAL sham and laughing at the suckers. Maybe if one of the daughters would write a scathing tell all.
     
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    If the stripper he bought the mercedes for ever comes forward with proof of the pay-off that would be terrific.
     
  3. SlinkyNeckStern

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    Nude selfie. Preferably one where he's looking at the phone screen while he photographs his reflection. Like a stupid girl.
     
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    Nacho ass-fucking Beth with blind bella on her back.
     
  5. ApeFace

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    I didn't think of that one. That might be the funniest. Maybe a picture of him and Ralph in some kind of compromising position.
     
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    Beth gets caught cheating on Howard.

    The goes to court with him in a dragged out divorce trying to get more money from him.

    This would then result in numerous gold digger/ of course she was never in love with him stories.

    We would be entertained, the BS of their great marriage would be exposed, and in the long run it would be in Howard's best interest. During the last divorce everything was kept under wraps (Howard cared about his image of crazy on air guy/ suburban father of 3 happily married to his college sweetheart, meanwhile Alison cared about the kids well being).

    This would not be the case this time. Beth could care less about the kids and she's probably the type that loves any press she can get. Call her a golddigger? Big deal, that implies that she's hot and that she married an older man for his money, at least she no longer has to live the lie
     
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    The Wig getting caught on some financial fraud/evading taxes would be great.
     
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    The one scandal I can actually see happening is Howard coming out of the closet but he would be praised by the fags and the mainstream media if/when that happens.
     
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    Howard losing his wig in the ocean at Chimney Manor South in front of the public leading to a long drawn out wig glue lawsuit :cheer:
     
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    because she had no idea what she was sitting on because she's blind
     
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    One of Howard's biggest fears is being falsely accused and convicted of a crime he didn't commit.
    Now I'm sure he has skirted the law many times in his career, but to be jailed for something he didn't really do would be sweet justice for that lying sack of shit.
     
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    I want his gay lover to come forward with ironclad proof of their relationship...:lmao:
     
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    Anything that fucks with his marbles would be great. Something like him getting scammed by a Madoff. Where it's front page news and he has to talk about it. Seeing him lose enough cash where he no longer can afford the private jets and multiple mansions. The rage would make the show entertaining again.
     
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    finding truth to the beth/scott rumor would be great, but Fletchman is right, he would end up being praised by the gay community and be a hero. something financial/criminal would probably hurt him the most personally
     
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    There was a picture of Travolta kissing some guy on the lips on an airplane. It wasn't blatantly gay, but gay enough. Seeing Howard and Ralph in some kind of semi gay position would be funny. Listening to him try to whitewash it would be great.
     
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    Years of child pornography 'research' uncovered on his personal computer. Intimate black and whites of a scantilly clad seven year old Cody Gifford crown the collection.
     
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    Stage 5 wig cancer.
     
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    Someone in his inner circle writing a tell all book and saying fuck the confidentiality agreement. That's one Stern related item I'd buy.
     
  20. Shivvy

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    i think Beth cheating would be the ultimate. he went gaga over her in front on millions of fans.