What would be the headline?

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  1. gwartney

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    Here's the story. What would be the headline?

    Today, it was discovered that all the people that say Romo is a Homo are correct. Tony was caught performing oral sex on Jason Whitten in the Cowboy's shower. When asked about it, Tony said, "At least I wasn't sucking off one of the black players."
     
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    "Romo's a Bigoted Homo"
     
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    Hmmm. What would be bigger news, Romo is a homo or Romo is a bigot?
     
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    Warts?