WTF What would be the highlights of an @arm @somer Private Parts Blue Ray Directors Cut

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  1. Notfunorfunny

    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    Oh remember that scene Howard was in his trailer and he came on the side of Jenna Jamesons leg with his half erect woman hood. His kids were knocking on his trailer door and he keeps calling them kucking sluts and cunts while jenna assuages his hurt manhood.
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    I liked the scene where Howard tells his wife he loves her. Before that behind the trailer he is getting a hand job from amy lynn and calling his wife a fat pig and why doesnt she diet.
     
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    I loved the part when he tells allison I did it all for us, and then ronnie picks him up and they go to a ganbang with scores chicks.
     
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    Funny you should mention this! We are doing our OWN version of a directors cut with Grillo soon!
     
  5. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I don't understand the question.
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    Its kinda like in a reaLl directors cut how much of a monster was howard really!!!!!! sorry not that funny!!!
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Neither does OP.
     
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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Wow your name is no misnomer
     
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    Will the deleted screen where Howard sucks John Stamos cock be included?

    How about the scene at K-Rock where Howard discovers the harmonizer 3000 so he doesn't sound like Kermit the Frog?
     
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    I still think Howard could've won the Best Actor and Best Picture awards if they'd shown his secret, debilitating struggle with OCD -- instead of completely ignoring it as though it was just something Howard invented in order to push sales of his rushed second book. Ivan Reitman is willing to put ghosts and giant marshmallow men in his comedies, but even he thought Howard's OCD would be too hard for an audience to accept as believable. :bigcry:
     
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    A redone ending scene at the airport, the same as before, only this showing a young Beth Ostrosky running by trying to catch a plane heading to her modeling job in Europe.
     
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    I think you're onto something. As you know, the conceit of Private Parts is that Howard is on a flight from LA to New York, following his 1992 appearance as Fartman on the MTV Awards, telling his life story to the beautiful woman sitting next to him.

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    Why couldn't he be telling his life story to 20-year-old Beth Stern?
     
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    By jove! :confused:
     
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    I loved the part where he tells his kids he loves them after getting gangbanged by 15 blaeks he paid to gangbang him and ralph staright outta rikers.
     
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    I like when he makes ralph do gay stuff to bums or threatens to maker ralph get a job instead.
     
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    My husband and I were discussing this fine film masterpiece and he said that the movie really puts Allison in a bad light. I said its supposed to be a love letter to her. He cited examples of how it makes Allison look bad...he's right. The movie made Allison look like an idiot. No wonder she divorced his ass.
     
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    Thtat's such a great post - I'm definitely bringing it up on the commentary.
     
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    I posed a theory to @SomerSky that ONE of the reasons there hasn't been anything close to a commentary special edition - might very well be that Howard isn't legally allowed to talk extensively about Alison (or the kids seemingly). In the same way he's been gagged on the radio about her - via her lawyer(s).

    How could you do a Private Parts full blu-ray commentary - if you can't legally talk about Alison without getting sued??? Isn't it "ALL about Alison"??
     
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    I will never forget the scene where the real Allison is cast as a woman answering a barrage of telephone calls at WNBC BUT Howard made sure she was way in the background with her face blurred out!
    I even remember him mentioning this on air, saying she didn't need to be famous. Even back then I thought that was such a dick move.
     
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    dawgshed needs to do this as an episode!!!
     
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