What would be the perfect date for me and the Chriza?

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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  2. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    non homo of course
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    stop it, Mike. It's not fun or funny.
     
  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Baltimore Ravens/Dallas Cowboys game in the bathroom stall with the gloryhole
     
  5. MatthewT

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    Big game hunt. Chriza would be armed, and you would be the prey.
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    who wins the game?
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    :no:
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    is too
     
  9. Oderus

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    no, it's not.
     
  10. MatthewT

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    yeah, wouldn't be much of a chase
     
  11. Xhorder

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    Share a Tour of Italy at Olive Garden!
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  12. banksy

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    Chriza could get any dude in this forum Mike

    what the fuck makes you think he'd go on a date with you?
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    trick question! cowboys have never beat the ravens!
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    hmmmmmm
     
  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    :mad: dont be a dick
     
  16. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    everybody loses
     
  17. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Like Chriza will share:giggle:
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :winner:
     
  19. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    chrizas mouth wouldnt
     
  20. banksy

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    just kidding big guy

    remember, it's only gay if somebody squeals :grad: