What would be the reason for wetness under my floorboards?

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    It is in my bedroom which is next door to the bathroom, and on the other side of the bedroom outside the house is the sprinkler pipe...The wetness occupies maybe 2 feet by 2 feet and it is starting to warp the floorboards.

    I don't think it's coming from the walls or the ceiling because that's dry, and what's weird is the spot just sort of starts on the floor about at least one foot away from any wall in the room.

    Help. Do you think it's a slow leak or something? I noticed it Sunday night and it was a maybe like six inches by one foot and it's slowly getting bigger.
     
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    And it's not coming from anything I'm doing because the floorboards are dry on top but the moisture is seeping up between the boards and swelling them.
     
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    pipe's a'leakin
     
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    Not burst, just leaking, huh? Do you think they will have to dig up the foundation of the house or something? Like down through the floor of my bedroom?
     
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    I think it is a wonderful film, extremely hilarious and technically beautiful.
     
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    Okay, don't.
     
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    You're probably just imagining it.
    Ignore it and move on.
     
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    I fix wet floors for tit pics.
     
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    Don't you have a crawl space under the house?
     
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    No, it's just concrete.
     
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    You're gonna have to pull up the floorboards to see if there's a leak and to fix it . You're pretty much screwed .
     
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    This is now beyond the scope of my ability to help. You now need a:

    a) man

    b) butch dyke